Such Pony. Wow

[ms_perfection]

Looking at this rationally, I can only say a few words on this subject matter.

1. I was playing World of Battlecraft when there was a minor power surge here in Jersey. When I opened my eyes, I was here in this world.

2. I am out status screens. Which means that I'm definitely not in a video game. This happens when I watch Trapped in a MMO anime before bed, and I get some weird dreams.

3. It smells too nice, too clean, there's PONIES everywhere so either I got some of Loki's weird drugged punch in my face or this is Magical Pony Adventures and I am now in Planet Unicorn. If so, addendum to 3 in that I need to apologize for some fanfics.

4. Call Nakia or Bruno.

Nope. Phone's not connecting.

5. Have a freak out. And make sure not to bean my head on those little yellow boxes that guy Deadpool keeps talking about in every news report I read about him.

Leaning towards 6 as well: Try not to broadcast anything that might spook the natives. Got it. Perfect. Okay, here we go.

[Inhale]

HI I'M KAMALA KHAN AND I'D LIKE TO WAKE UP NOW, AND PLEASE LET ME OFF PLANET UNICORN!

Smooth.

[Unknown to her, any little yellow boxes she might have thought about italics miiiight be visible to anyone aware of the 4th wall.]

Comments

[ms_perfection]

Existence as a pony then? Or just life in general?

[nvcr]

Iunno, kind of...both? To be honest, this place works out more like a sort of cosmic, equine-obsessed group therapy...place than it tries to terrify you.

Without discussing things I've been told I should no longer talk about over the scrolls, a few of us have found ourselves cast unexpectedly into strange dimensions before.

And most of those worlds were terrible.

[ms_perfection]

Huh. My world's not a stranger to alternate stuff but then again, mine is stranger than most I'd think...

I guess this place is a sort of salve or something?

[nvcr]

I guess you could say that?

I mean, as far as worlds go, you could go a lot worse. Although I never really was too sure about the horse thing...

[ms_perfection]

I half expected to be a unicorn, or at least in a human form to be honest. Isn't that how fanfiction is supposed to go?

[nvcr]

Eh, usually, but I don't really go for this kind of fanfic.

[ms_perfection]

Yeah. I guess reality's weirder than fanfic.

[nvcr]

I would be inclined to agree, but to be honest, there's not much fanfiction actually circulating around this world. I haven't read any in months!

That can always be corrected, though...

[ms_perfection]

Well, I don't have my laptop with me, so unfortunately it'll be hard to write some. Especially with these.

I don't even know how to sign anything with my hooves.