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[ms_perfection]

Ugh. Why do I have the oddest feeling I've been dreaming so hard, I don't know what's real anymore?

Also, someone moved me from the bench I was napping on to the hospital. What year is it?

Also if someone answers with "WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW" I will, I dunno what I'll do, but I'm going to be grumpy.

Also I need a gyro, stat.

Comments

[ms_perfection]

... true. I could be at You're Blowing It Scott levels of failure.

[discorderly]

Basically everyone I'VE ever met thinks I'm insane, and look at ME~!

[He throws his arms wide, still space-suited and surrounded by a world of chrome.]

[ms_perfection]

Well yeah, but you encourage it. I kinda don't.

[Flashy...]

[discorderly]

I'm just doing me~

[ms_perfection]

Well yeah, whatever your level of normal is.

[discorderly]

It's whatever I want it to be, of course!

...which means that things haven't really been normal at all lately. Did you know that when you have friends, you can't just do whatever you want?

[ms_perfection]

Well yeah, I mean, doing whatever you want means sometimes if you're not careful about your actions you might hurt someone's feelings.

If you're friends, you have to consider their feelings too.

[discorderly]

Right?

Pfffffffff. Lame.

[ms_perfection]

It's only the truth though. You have to be a good friend to keep friends.

[discorderly]

Laaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame~!

[ms_perfection]

Well what? Do you want to have friends, or lose them? Because being mean and doing whatever you want can hurt friends in the end.

[discorderly]

Lame.

[ms_perfection]

That's life. You got to be good to one another to have friends. No friendship is built on distrust.

[discorderly]

Oh, I'm a friendship EXPERT! I have like four.

[ms_perfection]

Four is a good start actually. Really good friends I take it?

[discorderly]

Oh, yes! I'm very fond of them!

I never had friends before a few years ago. I had a plant once, but then I turned it into Venus.

[ms_perfection]

You... turned it into Venus.

Are you sure you're not Anti-Galactus? Creator of worlds?

[discorderly]

That is a terrible name.

But I've always preferred creation to destruction, in any case...

[ms_perfection]

Well, with that much power at your fingertips I'm not surprised. Every god I've heard of seems to have some kind of investment in some form of creation.

[discorderly]

Destruction is just so BORING. I mean, it's terribly entertaining to break things, but then there's just a bunch of broken things.

That's why I don't like killing ponies!

[ms_perfection]

You have a point. Breaking stuff isn't fun at all.

[Even if she solved a lot of her problems with smashing stuff. Then again, Kamala could cross Vengeful God off her list of things to wonder about.]

[discorderly]

Sometimes breaking those who thought they could break ME was fun. But not killing them. They couldn't wallow in their failure if I did that!

[ms_perfection]

Oh c'mon now, that's a little too mean.

[Give this guy an inch...]

[discorderly]

[Discord cackles.]

You would have complained more if I had.

[ms_perfection]

Enlighten me. What would have been so bad?