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Entry tags:
- *hoovesweek,
- *modplot,
- at4w: harvey finevoice [au],
- disgaea: zetta [ou],
- dw: 10th doctor clone [ou],
- fire emblem: nephenee [au],
- jeeves and wooster: bertram wooster [ou],
- mlp: trixie lulamoon [sn],
- tmnt: donatello hamato [au1],
- zzz_boktai: master otenko [ou],
- zzz_mlp: rarity [sn],
- zzz_mlp: vatan haini [oc],
- zzz_sonic: miles tails prower [au1]
HOOVESWEEK 4
[Morning, Equestrians! It’s that time again, and the newsponies have a new, fresh stock of Equestria's most-read magazine!]
Earthquakes ruining perfectly poised soufflés baked across the lands of Equestria, pirate pillow fights, vicious cockatrice statues that turn ponies to stone, and a changeling therapist in Ponyville? Hold onto your horseshoes, ponies, because this edition of Hoovesweek is packed full of juicy scandal, eye-witness testimony, and the most important information you’ll read today!
Other Top Stories Include:
Title: It Starts With an Earthquake: Running of the Leaves Excitement!
by Whinny Bruce(Editor’s Note: Mr. Bruce is not afraid. Despite being seismophobic.)
Title: Celestia’s Old Shame: The Bertha Origin Story
by Fair N. Balanced
Title: Doctor, Doctor! Ponies Reign Triumphant Over Cockatrice Threat!
by Keith Olbercolt
Title: Twilight Sparkle: A Tale of Two Mares
by Lesley Stall
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE:
-A report on the strange message that appeared at the end of the Running of the Leaves. What horrors await on Nightmare Night and who is 'her'? Nightmare Moon?! The author offers their wild speculations.
-Profiles for each of the top three racers in the Running of the Leaves. Unfortunately, the author seems to have honed in on the negatives, focusing on Nephenee’s ‘unintelligible’ accent, Pollo’s blank flank, and Reginald Jeeves’ apparent connection to one Bertram Wooster, the stallion who broke Fluttershy’s heart at the Sweet Apple Acres hoedown. The author suggests Mr. Jeeves may be the reason for that nasty break-up.
-An eye witness account from a Very Grateful Ice Creamer of the Wondrous Bolt rescuing a foal from a run-away apple cart and taking them out for ice cream after. And saving the ice cream stand from bankruptcy. It would seem the mysterious heroine is actually a hero! And he’s been named accordingly. Thank you, Wondrous Bolt! Thank you!
-A further report on the disappearance of needed rainclouds. The problem seems to be spreading to Baltimare and Hollow Shades now, with local authorities stumped.
-An op-ed of the fabulous Rarity’s fall and winter line-up. The reviewer has favorable commentary on the fashions, but seems to focus an awful lot on the designer's ‘captivity’ with Zetta and what that might mean for her reputation.
-A gossip report on one of the new ponies, a Gentarou Kisaragi, bursting into rainbows when in the presence of a honey-colored pony. Speculation is rampant on just how likely it is a pony can be talked to death. Also, was that a dragon kissing her?
-An eye-witness account of one pony who saw the changeling ‘therapist,’ Hain, gorging himself on emotion. They’ve never seen something so vile! It’s an outrage, the princesses letting his sort run free. At least that’s what the witness thinks. The author is surprisingly balanced, mentioning several other ponies who have expressed appreciation for the changeling’s advice.
-In entertainment and foaleign news, the latest pop sensation out of Japonī, FOALMETAL, are coming to Equestria for a five month tour. They will be hitting up concert venues from Fillydelphia to Tall Tales, so be sure to check your local ticket seller for dates!
-An interview on Discord by...Discord, detailing an extraordinary aerial pillow fight. It devolves rather quickly into arguing about which Discord won the fight.(Editor’s note: We don’t know how this keeps getting in. We’ve given up trying to get rid of it.)
So come one, come all, and read HOOVESWEEK! Only 5 bits a copy - now and forever!
((OOC: As usual, feel free to react, or comment on those stories, or even make up seeing others in this issue!
Original picture credit is here.))
Earthquakes ruining perfectly poised soufflés baked across the lands of Equestria, pirate pillow fights, vicious cockatrice statues that turn ponies to stone, and a changeling therapist in Ponyville? Hold onto your horseshoes, ponies, because this edition of Hoovesweek is packed full of juicy scandal, eye-witness testimony, and the most important information you’ll read today!
Other Top Stories Include:
Title: It Starts With an Earthquake: Running of the Leaves Excitement!
by Whinny Bruce
Title: Celestia’s Old Shame: The Bertha Origin Story
by Fair N. Balanced
Title: Doctor, Doctor! Ponies Reign Triumphant Over Cockatrice Threat!
by Keith Olbercolt
Title: Twilight Sparkle: A Tale of Two Mares
by Lesley Stall
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE:
-A report on the strange message that appeared at the end of the Running of the Leaves. What horrors await on Nightmare Night and who is 'her'? Nightmare Moon?! The author offers their wild speculations.
-Profiles for each of the top three racers in the Running of the Leaves. Unfortunately, the author seems to have honed in on the negatives, focusing on Nephenee’s ‘unintelligible’ accent, Pollo’s blank flank, and Reginald Jeeves’ apparent connection to one Bertram Wooster, the stallion who broke Fluttershy’s heart at the Sweet Apple Acres hoedown. The author suggests Mr. Jeeves may be the reason for that nasty break-up.
-An eye witness account from a Very Grateful Ice Creamer of the Wondrous Bolt rescuing a foal from a run-away apple cart and taking them out for ice cream after. And saving the ice cream stand from bankruptcy. It would seem the mysterious heroine is actually a hero! And he’s been named accordingly. Thank you, Wondrous Bolt! Thank you!
-A further report on the disappearance of needed rainclouds. The problem seems to be spreading to Baltimare and Hollow Shades now, with local authorities stumped.
-An op-ed of the fabulous Rarity’s fall and winter line-up. The reviewer has favorable commentary on the fashions, but seems to focus an awful lot on the designer's ‘captivity’ with Zetta and what that might mean for her reputation.
-A gossip report on one of the new ponies, a Gentarou Kisaragi, bursting into rainbows when in the presence of a honey-colored pony. Speculation is rampant on just how likely it is a pony can be talked to death. Also, was that a dragon kissing her?
-An eye-witness account of one pony who saw the changeling ‘therapist,’ Hain, gorging himself on emotion. They’ve never seen something so vile! It’s an outrage, the princesses letting his sort run free. At least that’s what the witness thinks. The author is surprisingly balanced, mentioning several other ponies who have expressed appreciation for the changeling’s advice.
-In entertainment and foaleign news, the latest pop sensation out of Japonī, FOALMETAL, are coming to Equestria for a five month tour. They will be hitting up concert venues from Fillydelphia to Tall Tales, so be sure to check your local ticket seller for dates!
-An interview on Discord by...Discord, detailing an extraordinary aerial pillow fight. It devolves rather quickly into arguing about which Discord won the fight.
((OOC: As usual, feel free to react, or comment on those stories, or even make up seeing others in this issue!
Original picture credit is here.))
[Action]
Trixie has heard of many rumors lately! From a never ending library to the very Nightmare Night message!
...But of course, Trixie has only been the culprit of the latter! Nopony would expect any less of The Grrrreat and Powerful Trrrrixie!
[She can definitely use this mysterious message as a means to get more people to watch her show.]
[Action]
Good Luna, but you didn't give the whole of us a fright. If that's the sort of chilling thing we might look forward to, I'd say your show is sure to knock our horseshoes off!
But who was that post script meant for, then? Who's among us to say 'hullo' to?
[Action]
[Action]
[That was extraordinarily confusing, then.]
You wanted us to say 'hi' to you from... you? Um. Well, hullo? From the, er... past you?
[Action]
Trixie must deem this to be a misunderstanding and restate that she was only just greeting you all! She apologizes for the confusion and her next message shall not be misinterpreted.
[Action]
I've heard they have that sort of thing happen in America - earthquakes, I mean - but I've never seen one first hand. Are they common in Equestria?
[Action]
Trixie had never known an earthquake in Equestria before. And she assures you that she was indeed out of the woods!
[Action]
[His eyes stray to the stand with the copies of Hoovesweek. There had been some other theories.]
Well, it's all frightfully technical with geology and whatnot. Best to leave it to chaps who have got more of a brain box to go boxing with.
[He does note as he's looking back to Trixie that a few other ponies who are skimming the magazine are beginning to glance their way.]
Right, ahah... mysteries abound as we race toward All Hallow's Eve, what? I'll look forward to your performance, Ms. Trixie. [If he isn't in jail or on the run.] I've got to go... [He searches for an acceptable excuse.] reorganize my socks. Toodle pip!