1st Revenge [Visual]

[angry_jerk]

[Today on the scroll network, the pony community may get the distinct honor of meeting this lovely batpony. The one glaring at the feed.]

Alright, here's how this is gonna work. Whoever is in charge of this vacuous collection of depravity, send me home immediately. Even if you do not, I will be merciful and choose to simply OBLITERATE this asinine carouse of deceit!

If you heed my words and don't try to bilk me of my safe return, I will try and forget that I have been kidnapped against my will, transformed into this abomination, dropped off in some candy coated sinkhole, with-

[He pauses mid-rant.]

On second thought, SCREW THE DEAL! I'LL ERADICATE WHATEVER MALEVOLENT JERKWAD THAT THINKS IT CAN STULIFY ME BY TURNING ME INTO A HORSE! I'll PURVERIZE YOU! I’LL EVISCERATE YOU! I'LL TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB!

[He finally stops to take a deep breath.]

...So, get back to me when you get this.

...I'm Dan.

Comments

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[angry_jerk]

It's simply common sense! Wherever there is evil, PETA and the Salvation Army are lying in wait.

I'll have you know that I possess a mind of extreme intellect! I'll figure out everything lickity-split!

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[snowpointvictor]

You could have fooled me, what with your loud ranting and explosive temper.

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[angry_jerk]

My principles and my intelligence are on two completely seperate levels of discussion!

Also, SHUT YOUR STUPID HORSE PIEHOLE!

[visual] Yeah Dan, all you're doing is getting yourself angry right now.

[snowpointvictor]

[A few chuckles escape Zoey's mouth. Seems 'Dan' gets easily riled up.]

Insanity too.

And if I don't? You have no clue where am I do you?

[visual] Such is the way of his life

[angry_jerk]

Kid, you don't know jack about insanity.

You're... [...well crap. Quick, cover up your ignorance!] in the stupid brat school! Full of fellow idiots like you!

[visual] Well this is going well for Zoey, not so much for Dan. So business as usual.

[snowpointvictor]

[Zoey is slightly znnoyed at said comment but other than that pays it little mind. Unlike Dan, she doesn't rattle easily. Her Glameow and Leafeon previously sleeping, woke up to see their owner/trainer talking.]

And you're basing that on what exactly?

Nice try. You're completely wrong, but nice try.

[visual] Sounds about right!

[angry_jerk]

You being an idiot. There, basis proved, you're a liar.