Eight Cupcakes: She Who Must Not Be Named

[sailorlaughter]

Hey, everyone! Guess what?

I'm big again! [Confetti flies from the sides of the scroll, to the sound of air horns.]

Yeeeeeah, being a filly's cool and all, but I like being this age WAY better! I've got my cutie mark, and I can throw parties whenever I want, and I actually remember who all of you are!

Anyway, y'know how I kinda-sorta brought Nemo back to life a little while ago? I was thinking about what he said, with the Pale Pony having all kinds of different names and stuff, and I had an idea! We should give her a new name! 'Cause she sounds like a really really biiiiiiig meaniehead, and Pale Pony's a really really cool name! And sorta scary! So if we give her a different name and make it a funny one, we can all just laugh at her instead and she won't be cool anymore!

So, does anyone have any ideas? I'll start! How abouuuuuuut...Gypsum A la Nastier? Chalk Bottom? Salt Peter?

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[sailorlaughter]

Oh! Well, I dunno then. It LOOKS like Twilight's element.

[mechmadeoflove]

...do you think she'd have any idea what it is? Or that anyone would? This came with it, hang on...

[He reaches back into his pocket and pulls out a necklace, made of silver chain and with an anchor-shaped pendant. The chain wraps around a very small ruby heart.]

This and the crown were in my things. They aren't mine. The knife, my coat and the rat bars were. These, not so much.

[sailorlaughter]

She might. I don't, but Twilight's super smart, AND she's got all the books in the library! If anypony would know, it'd probably be one of them!

[mechmadeoflove]

Guess I'll have to... wait, one of them?

[He blinks.] What do you mean one of them?

[sailorlaughter]

Alicorn Twilight is living in the library, and Unicorn Twilight is out on the commune now. You can go talk to either one of them, they both like researching!

[mechmadeoflove]

There are two of them? How is that...

That's possible for the same reason I'm a pegasus right now. Ask a silly question. Uh. Library it is then.

Thanks for all your time. And feel free to call Her Paleness Bleachy the White-Nosed Plothole. I know I would.