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Dr. Ivo Robotnik ([personal profile] itsfromtheshow) wrote in [community profile] mylittlejamjar2015-03-27 08:39 am

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WHAT IN THE NAME OF ROTTENNESS IS GOING ON HERE!? Why am I not in my house? WHY am I a walrus? WHY!? WHY!!

[The volume from the scroll intensifies with that shout and you could feel the magic parchment shaking in your hooves. A great big, red walrus pops up on the visuals, perfectly livid.]

Whoever's responsible for entrapping and locking down the great Dr. Rrrrrrobotnik in this despicably decorated dimension will have quite a lot to answer to! And I'll get my answers, even if I have to strangle it out of every last creature around here!

[He gives that some thought and smiles an evil grin. No, he'd do that anyway, answers or not. Sounds like a rip-roaring way to spend an evening. But he shakes that off, resuming his angry tirade.]

Regardless of whether or not I can make it back home today, this indiscretion has entitled me to one omelet. My breakfast is ruined and I'm holding that against everyone.
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[personal profile] cruel_kindness 2015-03-27 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Ya know what they say: If ya wanna make an omelette, ya gotta go crack some eggs.
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[personal profile] cruel_kindness 2015-03-27 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
That'll be ten bits. Unless you wanna supersize?

[Cruelly feels like having a little fun with his person. Walrus.]
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[personal profile] cruel_kindness 2015-03-27 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
...A little. Why the buck should we make you eggs in the first place, mustache?
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[personal profile] cruel_kindness 2015-03-27 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Times change. You're in Equestria now. Friendship and hugs for all unless you're a tyrant. Then you gotta do things yourself. Reaper Challenge: Make yourself an omelet.
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[personal profile] cruel_kindness 2015-03-27 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
But we're not. Therefore, we aren't.

[We? Isn't he talking to only one person? The Flutters have a very interesting not!secret.]

It's about time you do something on your own.
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[personal profile] cruel_kindness 2015-03-27 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, construction, huh? Sorry, but you'll have to ask the mayor. Or the princesses.

But what's the use of a freeway anyway? We already have a train here. Not to mention sky carriages.
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[personal profile] cruel_kindness 2015-03-27 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait... You're serious?

...Wow. You need a life.
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[personal profile] cruel_kindness 2015-03-28 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Cruelly suddenly smiles sadistically.]

...Well, where is it?
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[personal profile] cruel_kindness 2015-03-28 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Aww, how cute. You're trying so hard. We'd give you a gold star, but we don't have any.

Seriously, how is you destroying Ponyville going to be our fault?
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[personal profile] cruel_kindness 2015-03-28 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fluttercruel stares for a moment. Then she snickers, trying to hold in laughter. Eventually, she can't even do that and just bursts out laughing.]

You- you have f- four different al- alicorns to go against ahahahahaaa!
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[personal profile] cruel_kindness 2015-03-28 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yep, Fluttercruel is still laughing.]

Th- they move the b- bucking sun and moon with th- their magic!
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[personal profile] cruel_kindness 2015-03-28 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Cruelly eventually calms down enough.]

Hah... I doubt you know a thing about science. And Mom still doesn't recommend doing that.