1st Egg - Visual

[itsfromtheshow]

WHAT IN THE NAME OF ROTTENNESS IS GOING ON HERE!? Why am I not in my house? WHY am I a walrus? WHY!? WHY!!

[The volume from the scroll intensifies with that shout and you could feel the magic parchment shaking in your hooves. A great big, red walrus pops up on the visuals, perfectly livid.]

Whoever's responsible for entrapping and locking down the great Dr. Rrrrrrobotnik in this despicably decorated dimension will have quite a lot to answer to! And I'll get my answers, even if I have to strangle it out of every last creature around here!

[He gives that some thought and smiles an evil grin. No, he'd do that anyway, answers or not. Sounds like a rip-roaring way to spend an evening. But he shakes that off, resuming his angry tirade.]

Regardless of whether or not I can make it back home today, this indiscretion has entitled me to one omelet. My breakfast is ruined and I'm holding that against everyone.

Comments

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[cruel_kindness]

Aww, how cute. You're trying so hard. We'd give you a gold star, but we don't have any.

Seriously, how is you destroying Ponyville going to be our fault?

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[itsfromtheshow]

Oooh, didn't anyone ever tell you? When you're in charge, you can blame whomever you want. And I say you have only yourselves to blame for your rrrrrudeness!

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[cruel_kindness]

[Fluttercruel stares for a moment. Then she snickers, trying to hold in laughter. Eventually, she can't even do that and just bursts out laughing.]

You- you have f- four different al- alicorns to go against ahahahahaaa!

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[itsfromtheshow]

Whatever these alicorns are, they're no match for the wrath of Robotnik!

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[cruel_kindness]

[Yep, Fluttercruel is still laughing.]

Th- they move the b- bucking sun and moon with th- their magic!

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[itsfromtheshow]

So?

[Okay, that sounds impressive and all, but he's not going to lose face now.]

If I had the right machine for it, I can do what they do! With science!

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[cruel_kindness]

[Cruelly eventually calms down enough.]

Hah... I doubt you know a thing about science. And Mom still doesn't recommend doing that.