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The My Little Jamjar Mods ([personal profile] ponymeisters) wrote in [community profile] mylittlejamjar2014-03-26 10:32 pm

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[It starts with an explosion. Like you do with these kind of super-important moments.

However, this time, it was a magical explosion, from the tallest spire of the Canterlot Castle. A bright,
bright blue light, before the area where Celestia's room was exploded, the roof popping open like a bloomin' onion. And, from the new open top created, a large, gold-rimmed mirror, which pulsed a bright, bright blue rose, before at last, bursting into a hue of colors.

Even from far away, the magic from this mirror can be felt. It's powerful and ancient - and something is coming out of it. And not just physically, though that is important. The music begins to play, as suddenly, a giant zeppelin begins to push out of the large wall mirror and the magic it's emitting. And with it....on top of it, cackling madly, is...

Was Celestia. But not anymore, as she readies a giant bullhorn to augment her already powerful royal voice. Her voice can be heard throughout Ponyville, Canterlot, and quite far beyond even that, as a result. And at least one pony is shakily recording it on their scroll for posterity - the Royal Canterlot librarian, of all ponies. So, talk about reverb.]

BELOVED SUBJECTS!!

AFTER ONE THOUSAND YEARS, AT LONG LAST, WE, YOUR BELOVED RULER, HATH RETURNED!! NO MORE SHALL YE BE
TORMENTED BY THE HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING NIGHT! YOUR PRINCESS--NAY, YOUR QUEEN--HATH RETURNED AND SHALL CAUSE THE BASKING, WARM GLOW OF THE SUN TO FOREVER BATHE OUR LAND IN ETERNAL LIGHT!

NOW, BECAUSE OF THIS, OUR BELOVED
THRALLS, THERE SHALL BE SOME CHANGES IN ORDER TO UNDO THE DAMAGE OUR FOALISH BABY SISTER DARED TO IMPLEMENT! FIRST, AND FOREMOST, ALL SHALL COME TO US AND BOW TO US, RIGHT THIS VERY MOMENT--


Hey. Tasty Cat! Genius!

[Suddenly, a second voice chimes in, sounding rather grumpy. Aerial surveillance will reve--oh. A human. And what a lovely dress she has under that leather jacket - or at least it would be if it wasn't scuffed up and ripped.

In any case, Celestia? starts talking to the human, even though the bullhorn is still on. She sounds unbelievably
mad at the interruption.]

FOOLISH HUMAN!! WHAT DO YOU WANT!? AND OUR NAME IS TEZCATLIPOCA!! DO WE LOOK LIKE OUR PET FAMILIAR!?

Whatever. You do know the sun's already out, right?

[There is a silence at this.]

...SILENCE! OF COURSE WE KNOW IT IS OUT! IT IS BECAUSE OUT GLORIOUS SELF IS SO POWERFUL AND BEAUTIFUL, THE SUN OBEYED US IMMEDIATELY! UNLIKE YOU!

Yeah, I'm sure that's how it happened and it wasn't you know. Already up.

[At this, Tezcatlipoca's tone became even angrier.]

YOU IMPUDENT MONKEY! YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED THAT, ALONE OF YOUR RACE, YOU ARE NOT TO BE CONVERTED INTO A LOWLY PUTTY PONY, BUT SHALL INSTEAD, BE LOCKED INTO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GOLDEN CAGE TO BE FOUND IN OUR TWO DIMENSIONS, AND HUNG FROM THE HIGHEST SPIRE, SO THAT OUR PONY SUBJECTS MAY GAWK AND STARE AT YOUR WRETCHED FORM AND WONDER HOW SUCH A RIDICULOUS RACE COULD HAVE POSSIBLY EXISTED! AND ALSO, SO THAT WE MAY CHARGE THEM FOR IT, SO THAT WE CAN REBUILD THE WORLDS TO OUR LIKING!!

[And in response, Sunset Shimmer's voice became angry.]

Oh yeeeah I feel super duper honored! All you did was, oh, ruin my prom, banish classmates and a professor of mine to a black hole, start brainwashing the rest of humanity...and OH YEAH-

[WHIP CRACK FINGER! Towards a groaning, drooling guy in a tux oh wait]

YOU SUCKED OUT MY BOYFRIEND'S SOUL AND BURNED IT IN THE CORE OF THE SUN AND NOW HE HAS AN ETERNAL CRAVING FOR YOGURT! HE'S LACTOSE-INTOLERANT, YOU MONSTER!

[At this, Flash finally speaks, sounding dazed as he wipes the drool off his face.]

...Uuuh...no, really, don't worry babe, I'll be fine, I'm just kind of hungry. I mean...it's what they make Somnio-Almond products for, right? I'm sure eating that technically counts for...whatever...soulless curse I now apparently have...

[A whimper from Sunset Shimmer.]

B-but that's besides the pooooint! You're still gonna be a zombiiiiie!

...OH, RIGHT, WE, UH. WE THOUGHT WE DISPOSED OF HIM, TOO. DARK QUETZAL! YOU'LL, UH, TAKE CARE OF THE BOY MONKEY ONCE WE HAVE OUR SISTER ON HER KNEES BEGGING FOR MERCY, RIGHT?

[At this, what sounds like a twisted, inverted screech from Philomena echoes through the air.]

NOW GO! FAITHFUL ARMY! IF THE PONIES SHALL NOT BOW BEFORE US...WE WILL MAKE THEM COWER! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

((OOC: YUP. That just happened. "Tasty Cat" and her, um, human entourage will not be responding to this for...obvious reasons, but everyone else, feel free to react, plan, talk amongst yourselves, etc.!))
sailorlaughter: (I...what?)

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[personal profile] sailorlaughter 2014-03-27 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Huh.

That's new!
foalarcana: (Trampled.)

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[personal profile] foalarcana 2014-03-27 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh dear god his ear drums are still ringing. Don't mind Yu as he cringes on the floor of the Investigation Agency, hooves over his ears.]

Yukiko! [Dammit, he had to shout just to hear himself what.] I think we have work!
Edited 2014-03-27 04:06 (UTC)
callmeyork: (This is my game face.)

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[personal profile] callmeyork 2014-03-27 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
.... shut up. You're ruining my rest.

[Spoken with what sounds like the worst possible case of strep throat, out of a scroll post that's lazily staring up at a ceiling.]
they_call_me_sonic: (Sonic - Can't Touch This)

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[personal profile] they_call_me_sonic 2014-03-27 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Well. Guess things got a lot more interesting.

Here's hoping they don't come with a song.
strawberryredgrave: (Here we go again...)

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[personal profile] strawberryredgrave 2014-03-27 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty sure we danced this dance a couple of months ago. The only difference I'm seeing is the entrance.
badassfreakingoverlord: (damn it ruffnut)

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[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2014-03-27 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Just so all of you know, you're all welcome to sign up for my reign as loyal minions or vassals at any time.

I mean, seriously, look at your other option here.
foolish_seal: (Changing Songs)

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[personal profile] foolish_seal 2014-03-27 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
...Huh. Guess we have another villain to beat.

One question, though. How are they still human?
superstylishsquid: (Are you insane or just stupid?)

[personal profile] superstylishsquid 2014-03-27 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
*Look at this wonderful darkness inside his cloud castle, Tezcatlipoca. For the record, he hates sunshine and would be quite content if it stormed constantly.*

Sorry, bowing isn't my thing. I'm more the 'insubordinate brat' type.

*Taking an insult Fire Leo used against him and turning it around into a boast? Oh yes.*
verygassy: (hmph!)

[personal profile] verygassy 2014-03-27 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
...Oh. No you won't.
toosmarttodie: (Things I've never seen before)

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[personal profile] toosmarttodie 2014-03-27 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
--oh jeeze, don't tell me.

This another of those 'world threatening monstrosities' and we have to band together and defeat it with friendship.

[Appropriate finger waving for demonstration.]
bluesuit_hoofy: (surprised | shocked)

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[personal profile] bluesuit_hoofy 2014-03-27 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
What?

[No, still -- alright, now there's a human --]

What??

[Yogurt zombie! Aztec diety! Admission fees!]

What.
robotfightclub: (Looking off to the side)

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[personal profile] robotfightclub 2014-03-27 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
[You know, normally Arcee would be ready with some sort of snarky comment, but she's just so sick and tired of the same old evil tyrant song and dance that she just can't bring herself to do it right now.]

Scrap.

[Also none of this makes any sense. At least Megatron was pretty clear about what he was doing, what the hell is a yogurt zombie?]

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[personal profile] holyfight 2014-03-27 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Orihime's chomping some popcorn while she watches]

Wow! These scrolls sure pick up some really exciting shows sometimes, don't they?

But why is the guy addicted to yogurt? I don't get it...
handsoffmysprite: (>:))

[personal profile] handsoffmysprite 2014-03-27 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
*There is what appears to be a masked alicorn watching with amusement. Or maybe it's just the mask.*

Oh my. You people certainly know how to make a virus feel at home, don't you? There's so much chaos here already, I don't even need to raise a hoof!
noxequus: (hearing the sound of the luna sea)

1/??? i have no idea I'll let you know when I'm done

[personal profile] noxequus 2014-03-27 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
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[personal profile] apiarycryptonaut 2014-03-27 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ Avispa tilts her head to the side and... ]

Wait, why human villains? They should be ponies, shouldn't they, um, maybe.
ponycure_dream: (Nozomi: Pained)

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[personal profile] ponycure_dream 2014-03-27 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Despite Nozomi's returning attitude, "Tasty Cat"'s arrival's... kinda put her in a mood.]

Oh, we don't need this. Not now...
foalarcana: (Excuse you.)

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[personal profile] foalarcana 2014-03-27 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Excuse him as he pauses a moment to make sure his scroll is on; he doesn't really do public announcements much.]

All right, everypony; it looks like someone is trying to take over the world again. At least, that seems to be the intent...

[No matter how incompetent they were at it.]

Anyone that wants to help put their hooves down on these guys before they can do any damage, meet at the Investigation Agency as soon as you can.
neighfeni: Icon made by <user name="lil_rebbitzen"> (side eye...)

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[personal profile] neighfeni 2014-03-27 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Nope, ain't bowin'....Didn't we do this in October, jus' with Nightmare Moon instead? What's up with folks an' eternal night or day...

[If this...test cat polka(?) messes with the crops with the whole bull with eternal sunlight, there will be even more heck to pay.]
swordsage: (angry)

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[personal profile] swordsage 2014-03-27 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Of course...SOMETHING would happen now of all times. When she's dressed up, and out on the Date She Never Thought Would Go Off. Pteragordon probably had everything to do with it doing so, and now...this.]


...Utsusemimaru, hold my flower.
misplacedxsheath: (Who thought that was a good idea?)

[personal profile] misplacedxsheath 2014-03-27 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Another dimension, another deluded megalomaniac insisting on asserting control over the entire universe. I'm afraid I'll have to pass on cowering, I'm simply not the sort to suffer such blatant idiocy.
weaponizedgems: (It was only a little cut)

[personal profile] weaponizedgems 2014-03-27 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
This is so last year. Not to mention your entire ensemble looks simply ghastly. Whoever your tailor was should be ashamed of themselves.
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sunshineandpinecones: (04)

[personal profile] sunshineandpinecones 2014-03-27 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, she'll just be kind of cowering beside a tree covering her ears. She's probably going to be there a while.]
theytookmypants: (BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!)

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[personal profile] theytookmypants 2014-03-27 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Crmsn has a little trouble articulating at first, as he's burst out into peels of laughter.

It takes a moment for him to gain some composure.]


Oh man I needed that.

Phheewwww! A-alright who's for grounding that thing, I think they've violated their flight privileges.
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[personal profile] helpintwilightwinthecrown 2014-03-27 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
Sunset...

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