[Visual] What a friendly greeting.

[io_non_ti_invidio]

What the fuck...?

[Have a very confused pegasus staring at the scroll. And pawing at it - hoofing at it? He even seems a bit... scared by it. If he can't figure out the technology behind it, it must be evil.]

What's going on? I... wha... [He flaps his wings nervously and fidgets.] Fai! Fai, where- where's Fai!? And Feli, and- fuck, where's the school!?

....Why the fuck am I a horse!?

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[polyturtle]

[This could mean twenty different things, really. Maybe the Viceroy erased his memory. Or...this is another Lovino entirely who never met him.]

Calm down! My name is Donatello. This is...we were all turned into ponies, ok? I know you from..er...elsewhere.

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[io_non_ti_invidio]

[Wait... wait wait wait.... ummmm....

Lightbulb!]

You're the weirdo that makes machines and shit.

[Wow A+ Lovi how were you not class president.]

Whatever, is Fai here?

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[polyturtle]

[So he does remember. He gives a small smile.]

Fai?

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[io_non_ti_invidio]

Fai. Yeah. Fai Flourite...

[Pause.]

How do you not know who Fai is, are you stupid or something? If you know who I am it's gotta be through him. [Because he's never talked to Don as far as he knows???]

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[polyturtle]

I've never met anyone named Fai. I'm pretty sure--

[Well, maybe he wouldn't have remembered. He's not sure anymore.]

--Do you know anyone named Liz?

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[io_non_ti_invidio]

Liz... Liz... uhh.... no.

[Have an even more confused pegasus, yup.]

Are you testing me or something, jerk?

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[polyturtle]

No. Its...complicated.

[Ok, this is confusing. How in the world...?]

...What...what is the last thing you remember before waking up here?

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[io_non_ti_invidio]

Um... I was asleep? [He groans.] Sleeping and drawing, that's what I do, big deal.

[Wow this sure is helpful information.]

What, did you hit your head or something?

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[polyturtle]

...I mean where were you.

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[io_non_ti_invidio]

In school, where else?

[Now he's looking at him like he's crazy.]

I've been there for 9 months, you think I'm just gonna randomly run off somewhere? [Yes. Kind of. You know considering you did exactly that not too long ago.]

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[polyturtle]

...But...you and I didn't meet at a school.

This doesn't make sense.

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[io_non_ti_invidio]

You and I never met to begin with. I've seen you around, that's it. Hard to miss a bulky fucking turtle. [He rolls his eyes.]

Fine, if you're gonna be stupid can you at least tell me if my brother's around here? His name's Feliciano, in case your brain fucked that up too.

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[polyturtle]

We have met, but...its complicated.

And no, I haven't seen your brother.

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[io_non_ti_invidio]

You're being weird. [He grumbles.] I need to find my brother, I don't care what you think. Without me he'll probably die by tomorrow, okay? It's important.

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[polyturtle]

Uh...sure.

[He has more faith in Feliciano than Lovino does. Seriously, he can't be as bad as Michelangelo, can he?]

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[io_non_ti_invidio]

[At least in this Lovino's world, Feliciano doesn't run off and get the crap beaten out of him by entire countries as soon as Lovi's back is turned.]

Just look for- ...I guess he'd have a ginger mane or something, pasta on his ass instead of pizza? Just a guess. [Best description ever well done.] Fuck, if he's around here he's probably breaking something just by touching it. He's not that hard to spot.

[At least being the brother of your world's Derpy Hooves makes missing person ads easy.]

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[polyturtle]

Pasta, huh. I'll...keep that in mind.

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[io_non_ti_invidio]

If you find him I'll... make some kinda reward, Iunno. Whatever. Go check out a doctor while you're at it, you're being weird as fuck.

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[polyturtle]

[THANK YOU for calling him out on it, Lovino!





Albeit for the completely opposite reason someone should be calling Don out!]

I am fine. Nothing that can be fixed by a doctor, trust me.

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[io_non_ti_invidio]

Not the reason I'm saying that.

[Yeah he still believes doctors are out to kill off the spares.]

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[polyturtle]

Then what do you mean?

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[io_non_ti_invidio]

I mean something you're too dumb to understand anyway. Do horses even have doctors?

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[polyturtle]

[OH NO YOU DO NOT INSULT HIS INTELLIGENCE.]

Try me.

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[io_non_ti_invidio]

[Ooookay that look makes him nervous.]

It's a... fuck, stupid thing. Rude. Doesn't matter. The point is I meant it like "go play in traffic".

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[polyturtle]

Is that so?

[Yeah, that look is going to get just a little more irritated.

Yeah, he knows this is Lovino. Yeah, he knows he's a jerk. Yeah, he knows this Lovino has no clue who he is. But he was still quite annoyed at him regardless. Not quite at angry. But. A bit close to it.]