[Visual] What a friendly greeting.

[io_non_ti_invidio]

What the fuck...?

[Have a very confused pegasus staring at the scroll. And pawing at it - hoofing at it? He even seems a bit... scared by it. If he can't figure out the technology behind it, it must be evil.]

What's going on? I... wha... [He flaps his wings nervously and fidgets.] Fai! Fai, where- where's Fai!? And Feli, and- fuck, where's the school!?

....Why the fuck am I a horse!?

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[io_non_ti_invidio]

I... I guess I take that stuff for granted. It must be scary on your planet.

[And gross.]

I don't know what they'd look like here, but.. Fai is bigger than me, and he's blond with blue eyes that turn yellow when he controls people's minds. And Feli is smaller than me, he's my little brother and he's got ginger hair and brown eyes. And a curl like mine, but smaller.

[Wait...

...He actually still has a curl. BRB sitting and just staring at what little he can see of his mane.]

[whickers]

No more scary than the rest of my world. [She takes in the description, even if it might turn to be useless. She's green, not grey, but who knows] Well--Are you alright?

[io_non_ti_invidio]

[...He raises a hoof to knock against his face.]

I just can't believe whatever turned me into a horse thought I'd need my shitty curl.

[whickers]

Is there a purroblem with the curl?

[io_non_ti_invidio]

No, it- it's complicated. And fucking stupid. Just... ignore it.

[whickers]

As you like. Anything I can do to make your...sudden appearance any easier?

[io_non_ti_invidio]

...Do you know anyone who can teach me how to fly? I tried to, but- [He averts his eyes.] -I'm pretty sure I broke more shit than I'm supposed to be able to.

[whickers]

You probably want Rainbow Dash. I know Bertie but...

He's a good person but not the best pegasus.

[io_non_ti_invidio]

Okay. I guess that helps. [He spreads his wings smoothly.] So... winged horses and unicorns, those are normal around here? I bet some little girl somewhere would love to watch this.

[It's just like that one TV show he's never heard of because he hates TV.]

[whickers]

Very normal. There's some dragons and such around here too and I wouldn't go into the forest. I was warned of that by a very reliable source.

[io_non_ti_invidio]

...Dragons? [Wow wilting now that is terrifying.] Like fire-breathing dragons?

[whickers]

I guess so? I'm not actually sure. You'd have to ask around