badassfreakingoverlord: (damn)
Badass Freaking Overlord Zetta ([personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord) wrote in [community profile] mylittlejamjar2014-06-30 02:19 pm

This is it! This is the end of everything! ('Everything' meaning the plot.) [Visual]

Hyaaaa ha ha ha ha!

[Zetta stands atop the High Library Tower of Stalliongrad. Snow blasts diagonally across the field of vision and wind whips even the Overlord's flaming mane and tail as he brandishes a box aggressively at the scroll.]

[His foes had given him a mighty fight in the Library proper, but he'd managed to teleport the box out of reach before they could steal it back from him. Uncharacteristically clever, wasn't it?]


All your efforts are in vain, Equestria! Your best fighters and your most talented... uh, Pinkie Pies... couldn't prevent me from getting my hands on -- THIS!

[With a surge of magic, the Overlord rips the box open, discarding the metal shell to hold up -- a box of heart-shaped snack cakes!!]

HYAAA HA HA HA HA --

[Absolutely silence falls, broken only by the whistling of the wind. It lasts for about half a minute.]

What the hell is this crap?

...Damn. [He lowers his head, tail drooping and ears flattened.] The Princess's dreams were wrong, this entire time, weren't they? If there was ever a Frozen Fire of Friendship, it must have vanished with the windigos, in turn.

I'm not done with you, Equestria. [Sulky, the Overlord turns his back on the scrolls.] You would have lost today, if the artifact had been here. You can't stop me, ponies! Next time, I won't rely on some pony artifact. I'll break you with my own power!

[With a sharp gesture, the Overlord rolls up the scroll.]
stormbroken: (you're actin' mighty suspicious...)

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[personal profile] stormbroken 2014-07-10 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? Tell me where exactly you were in that translated prophecy, hot shot.

[Flare's assuming Zetta means the passage that Captain Celestia found mid-battle.]
stormbroken: (not your damn taxi service)

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[personal profile] stormbroken 2014-07-11 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
[...Oh. Different prophecy.]

Ah. Communication issue. In that case, tell me where your prophecy involves ponies thought to judge over the dead?
stormbroken: (sheesh)

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[personal profile] stormbroken 2014-07-13 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
You don't work a lot with oracles and prophecies, do ya? They're all sorts of cryptic crap that either spells everything out in the most confusing way possible or tells ya nothin' at all.

If the Pale Pony was involved, there'd probably be somethin' in there about a "ghostly horse" or "riding to your destiny" or somethin' equally flowery and bullshit.
stormbroken: (neutrality)

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[personal profile] stormbroken 2014-07-14 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Considerin' that you ended up showin' up at the same time as the rest of all of us? Actually the second one.

If she was just tryin' to depower you, why the hell would she scoop up all the rest of us? I couldn't give two bucks about your Netherworld politics, so what good is it draggin' me into this mess if it's just that?
stormbroken: (*facehoof*)

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[personal profile] stormbroken 2014-07-15 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
In which case she didn't even consider you and she'd have no reason to half-flank reducing your powers. She'd either wipe you out completely or do her thing without even botherin' ya.

Unless she's a complete ass-over-teakettle idiot, I mean.
stormbroken: (sheesh)

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[personal profile] stormbroken 2014-07-19 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Perverse lust over your smokin' hot bod?

[Zetta, she's seen enough of you on the scrolls to at least know how your ego works, even if she seems mildly disturbed by the words she's forcing out of her mouth.]