Chie Satonaka (
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mylittlejamjar2014-08-03 02:29 am
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Entry tags:
- zzz_dmc: dante [ou],
- zzz_dmc: vergil [au],
- zzz_dw: 11th doctor [ou],
- zzz_persona: chie satonaka [ou],
- zzz_persona: rise kujikawa [au],
- zzz_persona: teddie [ou],
- zzz_persona: yu narukami [ou],
- zzz_persona: yukiko amagi [ou],
- zzz_pmmm: kyouko sakura [ou],
- zzz_sonic: miles tails prower [au1],
- zzz_wow: jou shan aleflower [oc]
Kickoff [Video/Massive Audio later]
[A green pony with a matted down brown mop-top appears on the scroll. From the furrowed brows, flared nostrils and fierce grimace, she does not appear... pleased.]
WHAT THE TARTARUS IS GOING ON HERE!?
[Taking a step away from the scroll would probably be a good idea...]
I can't even begin to count all the things that is wrong here! I mean, at first I thought this was a dream but then when somepony actually pinched me -- WITH THEIR MOUTH NO LESS -- I knew that this was actually real. Talking ponies? And the ones with wings? EVEN ONES WITH MAGIC HORNS?? I even saw one that brought in a raincloud! IT WAS RIGHT ON TOP OF ME!!
[She takes a moment and her hoof comes up to scrub off her hair and her face.]
Alright... you know what... considering everything else I have seen before a world of talking ponies is actually not that out there. And, hey, at least my fur color is one that I'd like. Just, in this case, I hope my friends aren't here to have this happen to them.
Also, I have to ask just one question...
Why couldn't I have been one of those cool ones with the wings?
EDIT:
[A little bit later there is a shout. A glorious shout. A mighty shout. It rings to the heavens and may even be heard as far as way as The Crystal Kingdom.]
WHAT DO YOU MEAN PONIES DON'T EAT MEAT?!!!!
[Thanks, Teddie.]
EDIT: x2
[And a little bit after that there is another shout, though not quite as powerful, whatever is doing it definitely has a healthy set of lungs.]
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO TV?!!
[Thanks, Rise.]
WHAT THE TARTARUS IS GOING ON HERE!?
[Taking a step away from the scroll would probably be a good idea...]
I can't even begin to count all the things that is wrong here! I mean, at first I thought this was a dream but then when somepony actually pinched me -- WITH THEIR MOUTH NO LESS -- I knew that this was actually real. Talking ponies? And the ones with wings? EVEN ONES WITH MAGIC HORNS?? I even saw one that brought in a raincloud! IT WAS RIGHT ON TOP OF ME!!
[She takes a moment and her hoof comes up to scrub off her hair and her face.]
Alright... you know what... considering everything else I have seen before a world of talking ponies is actually not that out there. And, hey, at least my fur color is one that I'd like. Just, in this case, I hope my friends aren't here to have this happen to them.
Also, I have to ask just one question...
Why couldn't I have been one of those cool ones with the wings?
EDIT:
[A little bit later there is a shout. A glorious shout. A mighty shout. It rings to the heavens and may even be heard as far as way as The Crystal Kingdom.]
WHAT DO YOU MEAN PONIES DON'T EAT MEAT?!!!!
[Thanks, Teddie.]
EDIT: x2
[And a little bit after that there is another shout, though not quite as powerful, whatever is doing it definitely has a healthy set of lungs.]
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO TV?!!
[Thanks, Rise.]
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[Chie plz]
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ARE YOU SAYING I'M NOT CUTE ANYMORE?!
[That's worse than the meat thing! Why didn't anyone tell him he wasn't cute?!]
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You're still cute! You're just the same cute as a human!
You're cute as a bear, now!!
[Wait.]
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[He doesn't want to be ugly, Chie. He's seen some of the bears around here. They aren't pretty.]
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Sure! You just took me by surprise, is all. I was expecting human you, not bear you.
[She lets out a tired, exasperated sigh.] Sheesh. Nothing here makes sense...
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[wait]
I take that back, please don't hit me.
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It's not like you were the one that made me into a pony.
Right?
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[The plot twist of the century.]
I apologize in advance if that turns out to be the case.
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We thought you set up the Arena too, and it was nothing you could do even if you wanted.
[And that was a comfort.]
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...The what now?
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[Especially since he was all but kidnapped. I mean how do you forget THAT part?]
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N-Noooooooooo? Did I win this so called tournament?
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[THERE IS SOMEPONY SHE KNOWS THAT WOULD BE VERY SAD ABOUT THIS.]
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Nope, nadda. I'd definitely remember being in a tournament. ...Unless the heavyweight champion knocked me out in the final round...
[Because he'd totally get that far. And be a heavyweight.]
Maybe I'm still knocked out and this is just one big Teddie dream! Chie-chan, quick! Make me pinch myself!
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Uh... okay?
Teddie, I want you to pinch yourself.
[Dramatic finger point? Ugh, she's so bad at giving orders.]
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This is one realistic dream!
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[Teddie why?]
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[That and this is clearly Dream Chie. She can't hurt him in his own dreams!
...RIGHT?]
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[This is probably going to hurt... Teddie.]
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It's on, sister! You best prebear yourself for a world of hurt!
...N-Not that I could actually hurt you. I'm a lover, not a fighter.
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But still, a challenge is a challenge! I'm not backing down!
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