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[buckleupforsafety]

[When it starts, the video's vantage point is of 24 peering down at his scroll.]

Aw yeah, look at this!

[He disappears from view and then his face is replaced by a slightly rumpled copy of Hoovesweek clutched between his teeth. It's open to the positive review of their wings.]

Mroo huvs mup!

[24 spits out the magazine.]

If you missed our show in the park, we're still taking pre-orders. Talk to us if you don't want to get left on the ground.

Comments

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

"We Will Rock You"?

[buckleupforsafety]

Aw, now I wish I hadn't said "rock their hooves off". That's a terrible image.

Maybe. But if you do "We Will Rock You", it's just not the same if you don't go into "We Are the Champions" and it starts to lose its edge.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Yeah, you're right. I think five minutes might be too long for karaoke. Not that we couldn't pull it off, because we totally could! But I think we should save that for some other occasion. Like, I dunno, Celestia's wedding or whatever. Or some sort of graduation.

Hmm. Born In The USA? Ugh, no, no. It'd go way over their heads. Damn, this is tough. So friggin' tough.

[buckleupforsafety]

We totally could.

Do ponies even graduate? What do they graduate from - Sunshine and Smiles School?

What about "Friends in Low Places"?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Well, it's not like we could do it at the Superbowl or anything. I don't think horses play sports.

No. No, the 'you can kiss my ass' won't go over well. They'll think we're talking about a literal ass. Like. A donkey ass. How about... Livin' On A Prayer? Nah. How about I'm A Believer?

[buckleupforsafety]

They could play soccer. But I'm not singing at The World Cup.

Wait. You're going to have to repeat yourself. Because I can't believe that I actually just heard you pass up Livin' On A Prayer for I'm A Believer.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

I... actually would like to see horses playing soccer. I would sing at the World Cup just so that we could sit through that.

I think that might rock these ponies a little too hard. Plus, it's like, not really something you can break up into a duet, really.

[buckleupforsafety]

No, we totally could! To start with, there's parts about Tommy and Gina. We could split those up. Or do you not even know the song?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Dude, of course I have!

[He taps his hoof against his chin.]

Okay, we split it up that way. Should we alternate? Like, I do the Tommy parts and you do the Gina lyrics for the first stanza, then reverse it for the second stanza?

[buckleupforsafety]

That doesn't make any sense. Why would we switch?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Dude, don't get pissy. It was just an idea to break up the song a little more!

[buckleupforsafety]

Yeah, while compromising the integrity of our performance.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

How would it possibly compromise the integrity of our performance?

[buckleupforsafety]

When you bounce back and forth, it's like you don't even have a plan at all.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

I disagree! If we broke it up along the.... the gender lines or whatever you want to call it, it would make the song is like, separated into two different stories, when it really should just be one seamless song!

[buckleupforsafety]

That's what the chorus is for. To pull it together.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

I don't know, it still seems like it'll be a little jarring. We'll have to try it out.

[buckleupforsafety]

If we start singing it, do you think we'll get magic pony music from the sky?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Hey, it's happened before.

[buckleupforsafety]

So our to-do list is...

Find a karaoke bar.

Rock the hell out of Livin' on a Prayer.

Anything else?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Total conquest of Equestria? Dude, I don't know, what else should we be planning for?

[buckleupforsafety]

I meant for our performance.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Oh, right.

I still don't know. Get drunk and pray we don't pick up any chicks?

[buckleupforsafety]

Can we still call them chicks if they're horses?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

What do we call them, fillies?