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IT'S JAPPLEACK! ([personal profile] caneattheseapples) wrote in [community profile] mylittlejamjar2014-09-15 09:10 pm
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APPLE FACTS 7: IT TAKES ABOUT 36 APPLES TO CREATE ONE GALLON OF APPLE CIDER [Video; Zetta-Locked]

So hey, I'm looking for two kinds of people.

Person #1: Are you a dragon? If yes, have you thought about flying your scaly ass right into some jerkoff's stupid castle? If so, get in touch.

Person #2: Have you ever thought about riding a dragon into some asshole's dumb castle? If yes, let's talk.
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[personal profile] caneattheseapples 2014-09-16 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, into?

What, you think we're gonna knock or something?
strawberryredgrave: (Flowers for the lady?)

[personal profile] strawberryredgrave 2014-09-16 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if we're flying into it, then we technically are knocking. With my head.

[personal profile] caneattheseapples 2014-09-16 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
That's fine with me. We'll be knocking with your head, and when we get inside talking with our fists.
strawberryredgrave: (Swords but no shirt)

[personal profile] strawberryredgrave 2014-09-16 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like my kind of party. I'm in.

[personal profile] caneattheseapples 2014-09-16 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Sweetass.

Hey.

If we got like a keg from the bar could you, like, pour that shit in front of you and when you breath fire on it make like some kind of super flamethrower or something when we bust in?

Cause that'd be bitching.
strawberryredgrave: (Oh well.)

[personal profile] strawberryredgrave 2014-09-16 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Hell yeah, I can do that. I prefer drinking it, but if it's for a flashier entrance, who am I to say no?

[personal profile] caneattheseapples 2014-09-16 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Well I mean you could do both right?

I mean what if you just chug it then breath? Maybe it'll still have some of that kick.

Mainly I want to look cool and scare the hell out of people so it'll be easier to get to Twi and Rarity.
strawberryredgrave: (Mah guns!)

[personal profile] strawberryredgrave 2014-09-16 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if it's looking cool you want, then look no further; as it turns out, I happen to be an expert on the subject. As long as you don't mind a little unorthodox think, I got you covered.

[personal profile] caneattheseapples 2014-09-16 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Dude.

Unorthodox is my middle name.

You got any suggestions for this show, I'm all ears, and I'll leave most of it up to you.
strawberryredgrave: (Gettin pumped)

[personal profile] strawberryredgrave 2014-09-16 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
To be honest, I usually improvise my stuff, but I won't say no to a little planning. Wouldn't hurt to coordinate tactics, right?

[personal profile] caneattheseapples 2014-09-16 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, either way works for me man. You can do your thing and I can do mine, that's cool with me so long as we got a flight in and a flight out.
strawberryredgrave: (Come at me bro)

[personal profile] strawberryredgrave 2014-09-16 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry; you got your flight. Just remember to have fun in there. Cool?

[personal profile] caneattheseapples 2014-09-16 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
Gonna try.

But seeing if I can get my friends out is gonna take priority.
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