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IT'S JAPPLEACK! ([personal profile] caneattheseapples) wrote in [community profile] mylittlejamjar2014-09-15 09:10 pm

APPLE FACTS 7: IT TAKES ABOUT 36 APPLES TO CREATE ONE GALLON OF APPLE CIDER [Video; Zetta-Locked]

So hey, I'm looking for two kinds of people.

Person #1: Are you a dragon? If yes, have you thought about flying your scaly ass right into some jerkoff's stupid castle? If so, get in touch.

Person #2: Have you ever thought about riding a dragon into some asshole's dumb castle? If yes, let's talk.
kuukai: (02. hey)

[personal profile] kuukai 2014-09-16 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
...

[ Dammit. If Jappleack's involved... ]

Keep me posted. An' if -- no, be honest. If ya don' have enough, I'll come.

[ But not otherwise. ]
kuukai: (08. I'll take care of her)

[personal profile] kuukai 2014-09-16 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
I'm fine. Teddie isn't.

Had a scuffle with one devil and a talk with another one. ... Nah, make that two. Anyway, he's holed up at th'Agency. I'm stayin' with him however long I can.

But I mean it, I'm not lettin' ya go in there unprepared. I'll be there if ya need it.

... How about you?
kuukai: (20. the way to live)

[personal profile] kuukai 2014-09-16 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Barring the circumstances, I'd be with ya in less than a heartbeat.

Anyway we've all been hurt somehow. S'just a matter of figurin' out what needs fixin' the most, right?
kuukai: (25. carrying sayaka)

[personal profile] kuukai 2014-09-16 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
I think... tha's what matters most of all.

If we all go down, at least we go down together. But... I don' think we will, either.
kuukai: (11. yeah maybe)

[personal profile] kuukai 2014-09-16 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
... Those of us who want to.
kuukai: (19. dolls)

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[personal profile] kuukai 2014-09-16 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ Kyouko's quiet for a little bit. ]

So I found somethin' out. There might not be nothin' ta go back to.

[ She hesitates again. And that's what's hard about this decision. She doesn't belong here, and she's said as much before. ]

But this is the happiest I've been since... [ She trails off. It's hard to remember if she's ever been this happy. Certainly not since contracting. ]
kuukai: (23. sigh standing)

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[personal profile] kuukai 2014-09-16 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ She nods fiercely. ] You bet yer buckin' ass.

... An'... tha's why I'm hesitant ta go, really, I guess. [ Attempting a smile. ] Don' get me wrong. It'd be fun as hell ta go on a mission with ya, but... I dunno how long I'll have him. ... Any of ya.

... Heh. I know s'a lot ta lay on ya at once, damn... [ She shakes it off. ] Ever since Calice, been tryin' ta be a little... uh, more open. [ To friends. ] So. Now ya know.
kuukai: (14. looking more closely)

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[personal profile] kuukai 2014-09-16 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
... Does gettin' a boyfriend count? [ Embarrassed smile. ]

Nah, but... other 'n' that... jus' a rethinkin' of priorities. Which I'd been comin' around ta anyway, I guess, but... quickened it.

There was one thing that stopped certain destruction in there, an' it wasn' fightin'. It was friendship.
kuukai: (18. considering it)

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[personal profile] kuukai 2014-09-16 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Damn... [ That's just about the worst thing Kyouko can hear, regarding Calice. Worse than "she's impossible to kill". ]

We can't just... go in, guns blazin'. It'd make things worse. ... If ponies're gonna do that, I won't let 'em.

[ She's had more than enough experience with good people gone bad, who need battle like they need teeth pulled. ]

An' hey. S'not that weird. ... S'a little weird, I wasn' really expectin' it.
kuukai: (want some?)

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[personal profile] kuukai 2014-09-16 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
I know th'idiot. You his science division? Damn.
kuukai: (09. noodles?)

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[personal profile] kuukai 2014-09-16 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Last one I'd expect ta be on the right track, but damn if he didn' make me realize I'd been lookin' at Calice all wrong.
kuukai: (14. looking more closely)

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[personal profile] kuukai 2014-09-16 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, long as we got it somehow.

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