APPLE FACTS 7: IT TAKES ABOUT 36 APPLES TO CREATE ONE GALLON OF APPLE CIDER [Video; Zetta-Locked]

[caneattheseapples]

So hey, I'm looking for two kinds of people.

Person #1: Are you a dragon? If yes, have you thought about flying your scaly ass right into some jerkoff's stupid castle? If so, get in touch.

Person #2: Have you ever thought about riding a dragon into some asshole's dumb castle? If yes, let's talk.

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[meltsicecastles]

Of all the idiotic, fou, absurd...

All right, I'll be honest; now I OFFICIALLY like you more than Luna's Applejack. But I'm still not sure if this is the most audacious plan I've ever heard of, or the least intelligent.

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[caneattheseapples]

Doesn't have to be much of a difference, does there?

What about you, Prenchie? You in on some castle crashing action?

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[meltsicecastles]

Not QUITE. A magnificent distraction such as a high-velocity dragon would be a perfect opportunity for an invisible, inaudible illusionist (from Neigh Orleans) to slip in.

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[caneattheseapples]

Wanna sneak in and grab some stuff while we're smashing in? That's cool. Guess I can't fault that.

Anything, or anyone, in particular you're going after? Why do you want in, is the gist.

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[meltsicecastles]

I've no idea, as yet. But I pledged that I would help this world to Luna, and I'm sure there's SOMETHING we can do to at least delay the cad once I can get in. Make his improbable doomsday weapon invisible, kidnap someone for a prisoner exchange, cause a prison break - you know. Unleash Discord in general.

Laissez les bons temps rouler.

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[caneattheseapples]

Yeah, the good times just don't stop rolling with me.

Do what you wanna, but I don't know how long I'll be a distraction. I'm there to get Twi and Rarity and go. In and out, cause I have no interest in fighting this dipshit.

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[meltsicecastles]

Ahhhh. I didn't - wait, what? I spoke with Twilight when I arri -

I spoke with A VERSION of Twilight when I arrived, of course. My talents would be of definite help in rescuing the other. I just hope it's not MINE, particularly if she's from... earlier in her storied careen.

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[caneattheseapples]

...If yours is anything like mine, you don't have anything to worry about. The one I'm rescuing is nothing like them.

Yeah, there's some of us who pretty much have alternates kicking around. It's weird as hell but you get used to it.

...Speaking of which? Kind of like you better than the you I met here too. Cause FYI: there's a chance some ponies are going to be irritated as hell with you if they don't know you're a different one.

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[meltsicecastles]

This is not the first world I've visited with Twilight as the Bearer of Magic and Trixie as... you know her from here. I'm aware. That's half of the reason I'm insisting on 'Dame' and mentioning my home world in every other breath.