HOOVESWEEK 3

[ponymeisters]

[Morning, Equestrians! Because of the nature of news that has been happening, its that time again albeit a bit early for its quarterly-ish print runs, but news is news, right? and the newsponies have a new, fresh stock of Equestria's most-read magazine!

Of course, some of them have little black sleeves stapled to the top of them in order to spare those with delicate stomachs the ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE CONTENT that is the newest Hoovesweek cover, depending on where it is bought. But, otherwise...]




Might this pony even be worse than Discord himself? A murder most foul, and yet where's the punishment for this heinous mad criminal?! Can a hoedown and "beerklava" really help the poor ponies move on...!???! This is, without a doubt, the most controversial cover story we have ever done - complete with the most controversial cover, showing what is believed to have happened that terrible night!

Other Top Stories Include:
Title: The Changeling Zetta
by Gelt Beck

Title: The Handiest Man In Everfree Forest
by Bertie Wooster (edited by Hoovesweek)

Title: Nightmare Night, What a Blight
by Timberwolf Blitzer


BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE:

-Sources discussing the disappearance of Princess Luna - well, a Princess Luna, and why we should - and shouldn't - be too worried.
-An article discussing the attempted Marelyn Monriowche heist and speculation surrounding the mysterious but dashing masked mare who foiled the robbery.
-A photo gallery of the best of the best from Rarity of Ponyville, who also discusses her upcoming show and her relationship with the wannabe overlord, Zetta!
-In entertainment news, an exclusive interview with Tom Shanks about his top-secret biographical flick, in which he teases a few juicy hints as to its confidential subject.
-In foaleign news, congratulations to the Duke and Duchess of Cambridle to giving birth to a healthy baby colt! Now, surely, its finally time to look at possible marriage candidates for our ruler...?
-A short Daring Do story about the dungeon that apparently exists underneath the library - from the anonymous author of Daring Do themselves!


So come one, come all, and read HOOVESWEEK! Only 5 bits a copy - now and forever!

((OOC: As usual, feel free to react, or comment on those stories, or even make up seeing other stories in this issue!

And, original picture credit is...Ni! It probably shows, too.))

Comments

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[badassfreakingoverlord]

[Woe betide the pony near the newsstand, as they're getting accosted...]

What the hell is a changeling?

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[honeycombing]

[Guess who that pony is.]

HEY THERE!!

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[badassfreakingoverlord]

Whoa! Whoa! Hold on. Are you responding to my question because you're secretly a changeling, or are you just popping up to say hello to make me think that for the sake of comedy?

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[honeycombing]

WH--WHAT!?

[And her eyes grow wide in horror.]

Changelings are bad, bad creatures who suck people's emotions out! Totally and absolutely bad!

Why would you even accuse me of that!?

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[badassfreakingoverlord]

Because you didn't answer. I asked what it was, and you said hello!

Suck people's emotions out, huh? Completely evil? I'm the latter, at least. But how could you tell a changeling from a pony?

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[honeycombing]

You...well, when they're disguised, you really can't. But when they're not they're usually black and scary with sharp teeth and weird wings and stuff.

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[badassfreakingoverlord]

[The lightbulb almost visibly goes off over Zetta's head.] Like that other alleged demon!

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[honeycombing]

...Other alleged demon?

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[badassfreakingoverlord]

The Tyrant one. Showed up a bit ago, claiming he'd strike fear into the heart of Equestria or something.

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[honeycombing]

...OH! Him! Yeah he is so a changeling.

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[badassfreakingoverlord]

Well I'm sure not one then. [He looks down at himself with a frown.] Wonder what the deal is with their argument.