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mylittlejamjar2015-02-21 11:02 am
caneattheseapples) wrote in mylittlejamjar2015-02-21 11:02 am
APPLE FACTS 15: THE AVERAGE PERSON EATS 65 APPLES A YEAR
Hi suckers, it's your old buddy Jappleack giving you like, a ring on these stupid damn scrolls. You probably know me best as "that crazy maniac who keeps jumping into the weird bitch that's keeping us here", but I've got a special proposition for you: how would you like to be that exact kind of dangerous maniac?
See, I'm planning to head back into Calice when March rolls around with a few others, and you know what? I'm feeling so generous I'm going to be opening the gates to the public for a chance to go and have a look-see inside her this time around. You might be asking "but Jappleack can you really take all those people?" And the answer is hell no, I sure as shit can't take everyone who wants to come. We're going to have to limit how many others from outside the group I've got going we're bringing. So any of you who want to come, you can volunteer and from that pool we'll pick a lucky five.
How will we decide who gets to come? Simple. We're going to do it like any civilized people do it when they elect political leaders or lottery winners or virginal sacrifices: we're going to put names into a hat and then scoop those bitches out.
Couple things you should know before you decide you're going to jump your ass up to volunteer. First, I'm not going to bother telling you how dumb and dangerous this is because even I understand that shit. But I will tell you that time gets flashed right the hell up in there, so while it might seem like we're in her for a hour? A couple weeks might have passed here. So I'd have an empty ass schedule if you wanna come.
Secondly. we're here to do a couple things inside her. What we aren't going to be doing is goddamn rescue missions in trying to find people we care about and pulling them out or trying to attack and start a fight with this bitch. I understand you wanting to save the people you care about, but this isn't the time to try that yet. What I'm not going to be understanding about is if you decide the time has come to try and fight her and prove you're some damn big hero inside of her. You wanna be a dumbass who'll endanger themselves then more power to you dipshit, but you aren't getting everyone into trouble because of your hero complex or inferiority complex or whatever it is. I mean you here especially, little blue. Anyone who tries that shit is a one and done deal; you ain't coming around for a second ride.
So, with that all out of the way?
Who's ready and willing to do some of the dumbest shit they could do in their lives?
See, I'm planning to head back into Calice when March rolls around with a few others, and you know what? I'm feeling so generous I'm going to be opening the gates to the public for a chance to go and have a look-see inside her this time around. You might be asking "but Jappleack can you really take all those people?" And the answer is hell no, I sure as shit can't take everyone who wants to come. We're going to have to limit how many others from outside the group I've got going we're bringing. So any of you who want to come, you can volunteer and from that pool we'll pick a lucky five.
How will we decide who gets to come? Simple. We're going to do it like any civilized people do it when they elect political leaders or lottery winners or virginal sacrifices: we're going to put names into a hat and then scoop those bitches out.
Couple things you should know before you decide you're going to jump your ass up to volunteer. First, I'm not going to bother telling you how dumb and dangerous this is because even I understand that shit. But I will tell you that time gets flashed right the hell up in there, so while it might seem like we're in her for a hour? A couple weeks might have passed here. So I'd have an empty ass schedule if you wanna come.
Secondly. we're here to do a couple things inside her. What we aren't going to be doing is goddamn rescue missions in trying to find people we care about and pulling them out or trying to attack and start a fight with this bitch. I understand you wanting to save the people you care about, but this isn't the time to try that yet. What I'm not going to be understanding about is if you decide the time has come to try and fight her and prove you're some damn big hero inside of her. You wanna be a dumbass who'll endanger themselves then more power to you dipshit, but you aren't getting everyone into trouble because of your hero complex or inferiority complex or whatever it is. I mean you here especially, little blue. Anyone who tries that shit is a one and done deal; you ain't coming around for a second ride.
So, with that all out of the way?
Who's ready and willing to do some of the dumbest shit they could do in their lives?
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But I got saved by Dash and some other guy, Nemo or something, when they pulled me into my farm. And then, when I had to leave? They went out to distract her. And just...
...I'm scared. About what could have happened to them. And that I heard Dash's grandson try to stop them, and get caught by it too.
I flaked up. Real bad. And others got hurt because of me.
[And that is some shit to her, because hurting others? Is something she's tried so hard to avoid.]
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Hey, maybe if the statue thing works out, we'll get Nemo again and we can see if he's okay!
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Yeah. You're right. And we will.
[That part...she isn't sure she believes. She wants to, but at the moment it's just seemed so unlikely. So much more likely that her first attempt, ill conceived and unplanned, brought harm to others. Harm to someone she cared about. Harm to a child who has to grow up and live inside that hell.
It's part of why she can't back down on this now. Not that she would have anyway. Even if she didn't feel personally responsible for this, both from the consequences she had brought on others and from the message she had received in that weird ass database, she would do this. Because it was the right thing, and it involved so many people and ponies and ones she cared about.
It still hurt, thinking about the damage she may have inadvertently done.]
How's the statue thing coming along anyway?
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...I mean, it didn't FALL APART fall apart. I think she pulled him back or something. But maybe if there's another one they can get into there instead?