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mylittlejamjar2015-03-27 08:39 am
itsfromtheshow) wrote in mylittlejamjar2015-03-27 08:39 am
Entry tags:
- bssm: minako aino [au],
- dw: 10th doctor clone [ou],
- mlp: pinkie pie [au1],
- pmmm: homura akemi [au],
- zzz_mlp: flare star [oc],
- zzz_persona: teddie [ou],
- zzz_pmmm: sayaka miki [au],
- zzz_sonic: miles tails prower [au1],
- zzz_sonic: miles tails prower [au2],
- zzz_sonic: robotnik [au],
- zzz_wow: jou shan aleflower [oc]
1st Egg - Visual
WHAT IN THE NAME OF ROTTENNESS IS GOING ON HERE!? Why am I not in my house? WHY am I a walrus? WHY!? WHY!!
[The volume from the scroll intensifies with that shout and you could feel the magic parchment shaking in your hooves. A great big, red walrus pops up on the visuals, perfectly livid.]
Whoever's responsible for entrapping and locking down the great Dr. Rrrrrrobotnik in this despicably decorated dimension will have quite a lot to answer to! And I'll get my answers, even if I have to strangle it out of every last creature around here!
[He gives that some thought and smiles an evil grin. No, he'd do that anyway, answers or not. Sounds like a rip-roaring way to spend an evening. But he shakes that off, resuming his angry tirade.]
Regardless of whether or not I can make it back home today, this indiscretion has entitled me to one omelet. My breakfast is ruined and I'm holding that against everyone.
[The volume from the scroll intensifies with that shout and you could feel the magic parchment shaking in your hooves. A great big, red walrus pops up on the visuals, perfectly livid.]
Whoever's responsible for entrapping and locking down the great Dr. Rrrrrrobotnik in this despicably decorated dimension will have quite a lot to answer to! And I'll get my answers, even if I have to strangle it out of every last creature around here!
[He gives that some thought and smiles an evil grin. No, he'd do that anyway, answers or not. Sounds like a rip-roaring way to spend an evening. But he shakes that off, resuming his angry tirade.]
Regardless of whether or not I can make it back home today, this indiscretion has entitled me to one omelet. My breakfast is ruined and I'm holding that against everyone.
[Visual]
[His blood's boiling.]
I was hoping that I'd have captured at least you by... by... How old did you say you were again?
[Visual]
[If that's supposed to be an insult that won't work.]
Seventeen.
[Visual]
[Oh.]
Thirteen years and I still haven't gotten rid of you! W-well, what about Sonic? Tell me I blasted him straight off the surface of Mobius and you're here just taking over for him! He couldn't have eluded me for a whole decade!
[Visual]
Nope, he's still around, kicking your butt over and over for years.
[Granted Sonic isn't here in Equestria but he's not gonna tell him that.]
[Visual]
[He pulls at his mustache from each side.]
But now that you've told me this, I can change history! I can force Professor Caninestein to build me a new time machine! I can rebuild my Decriptizer and mummify you and that spine-headed twerp! I can, I can... ... I can't keep losing!
[Visual]
Yeah right. Even if you try to change history, you'll still lose every time.
[Visual]
[Excuses, excuses, he's got a million of 'em.]
Errgh, just you wait. I may not be able to stop you, but Mobius will be mine yet! You can't stop everyone else from kneeling to my absolute will!