1st Egg - Visual

[itsfromtheshow]

WHAT IN THE NAME OF ROTTENNESS IS GOING ON HERE!? Why am I not in my house? WHY am I a walrus? WHY!? WHY!!

[The volume from the scroll intensifies with that shout and you could feel the magic parchment shaking in your hooves. A great big, red walrus pops up on the visuals, perfectly livid.]

Whoever's responsible for entrapping and locking down the great Dr. Rrrrrrobotnik in this despicably decorated dimension will have quite a lot to answer to! And I'll get my answers, even if I have to strangle it out of every last creature around here!

[He gives that some thought and smiles an evil grin. No, he'd do that anyway, answers or not. Sounds like a rip-roaring way to spend an evening. But he shakes that off, resuming his angry tirade.]

Regardless of whether or not I can make it back home today, this indiscretion has entitled me to one omelet. My breakfast is ruined and I'm holding that against everyone.

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[itsfromtheshow]

What is... Well, whatever! How would you like a part-time job as Robotmaker Assistant Second Class? If I can find the right tools for the job, I can construct a device that will get me around this... this...

[He waves his flippers in the air.]

Inconvenience.

[sailorlaughter]

Oh! Sure, I'll totally help you make your thingy! I know a ton of scientists -

[Gasp!] - oh! Hey! You should totally go get a room on the commune! There's a BUNCH of mad scientists out there, and they've got a lab and everything! I think. They DO explode a lot of stuff.

[itsfromtheshow]

Hmmmm, is that right? Well I can be quite tolerant of a tyrant, but I was hoping I'd be able to procure a new fortress to stay in! Perhaps, somewhere on a nice mountain to look down on everyone.

[sailorlaughter]

We've mostly just got that mountain. [Pinkie points up to the one out in the Everfree.] And Dante and Bertie live up there now, 'cause Dante's a dragon and he's gotta live SOMEPLACE big!

[itsfromtheshow]

A drrrragon, ehh?

[Oh, he has experience with those. But it turned on him fairly easily. It was a good run.]

Bah. Shouldn't take too much to evict them. Then I will be able to rebuild my humble, yet extravagant abode up on the highest peaks in the lands!

[sailorlaughter]

...uh, well. If that's what you wanna do!

[Sounds like a really REALLY bad idea to her, but he sounds awfully excited about it. She knows Dante won't really hurt him!

If he can even climb up there like this.]

But you can't just go running out there, okay? The forest's dangerous, it's FULL of monsters and stuff.