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[carouselboutique]

Well, in lieu of the upcoming event, which is Nightmare night. I’m offering free costumes to all the foreign ponies. Anything your heart desires, just as long as it’s doable and not dangerous to society, I’ll make it.
So we all know the drill right? Come to my boutique, tell me what you wish and I will grant them for you. I want everyone to have a good time this Nightmare night so everyone gets a costume.

EXCEPT BERTIE AND ZETTA.

Thank you and I hope to see you in my boutique soon.

Bisous,
Rarity

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[magicalrealist]

What? No, I'm not! I'm just being supportive. That's what you're supposed to do when someone's having relationship problems, isn't it?

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[badassfreakingoverlord]

It's not exactly a relationship, and how is being supporting not the friendship and love crap anyway?

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[magicalrealist]

For starters, the relationship not being a relationship could be the problem right there. Second, being supportive doesn't necessarily imply love or friendship; it's exactly what it is: support. If I had said "Man, that sucks. Let's get some drinks," that would still be considered supportive. Maybe a little insensitive, but supportive.

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[badassfreakingoverlord]

So you're regularly in the habit of going out to commiserate with others over their love lives out of purely self-interested supportiveness?

That seems unlikely.

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[magicalrealist]

...Well, maybe not with scenarios that specific...

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[badassfreakingoverlord]

Exactly. So how exactly are you gonna convince me that you're not being supportive, again?

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[magicalrealist]

The dilemma is convincing you I'm not forcing love and friendship on you; not whether or not I'm being supportive.

Besides, you could very easily say no and prevent me from going any further on the subject.

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[badassfreakingoverlord]

Step one would be to sell me on how supportiveness and friendship don't go together.