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Pinkie Pie (EG) ([personal profile] forwantofapartycannon) wrote in [community profile] mylittlejamjar2013-11-24 06:09 pm

Land Sakes!

[There's a flash of pink on the video, and a hoof poking it, rather slowly.] Hello? Hello? Is this thing on? What in tarnation is going on here? You whipper snappers need to buck it together, and throw a party!

[There's a cracking noise like bones popping and the owner of the voice comes into view, griping as she tries to massage out a kink. It's Pinkie Pie, but she's OLD. Like Granny Smith old. She also seems to be as energetic as ever.]

What you young'uns need right now is a party! Let ol' Granny Pinkie Pie do ya good for it. I'll fetch my balloons and I'll be over for the lil' ones!

Anypony see my dentures?!