Land Sakes!

[forwantofapartycannon]

[There's a flash of pink on the video, and a hoof poking it, rather slowly.] Hello? Hello? Is this thing on? What in tarnation is going on here? You whipper snappers need to buck it together, and throw a party!

[There's a cracking noise like bones popping and the owner of the voice comes into view, griping as she tries to massage out a kink. It's Pinkie Pie, but she's OLD. Like Granny Smith old. She also seems to be as energetic as ever.]

What you young'uns need right now is a party! Let ol' Granny Pinkie Pie do ya good for it. I'll fetch my balloons and I'll be over for the lil' ones!

Anypony see my dentures?!

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[bluesuit_hoofy]

Sorry I didn't put a party together, I thought we were trying to work out how we got here and how to get home.

[Sarcasm alert. SARCASM ALERT.]

[forwantofapartycannon]

Oh don't you worry your pretty little head about that there, handsome! I'm sure we'll get home eventually but right now we's got a job to do with the fillies and colts that were brought here. Those young'uns need a chance to get happy!

[Sarcasm flew over her head at an altitude of 4036 feet.]

[bluesuit_hoofy]

And the old'uns? [Okay, he's a bit flattered at being called handsome considering his self image is more along the lines of 'old and tattered,' but this is still ridiculous. A party? Really?]

Well, suppose it'll keep them busy -- but it's going home that'll make them happy, don't you think?

[forwantofapartycannon]

Old'uns too! Why in my day, a party kept everyone going, young and old! The jivving and jiving all that jazz!

[She was a flirt even at her age and she grinned at Handy with a wide smile on her face.]

As th' old gen we need to keep the little ones entertained with stories and parties and such. Until we can find a way home fer them they'll be right on relieved of their fears!

[bluesuit_hoofy]

[He oughtn't to flirt; he had a filly wife back home. Thus part of the urgency, really. Still, that could very well be a blush on his little nose.]

As much as I'd love to help with that [noooot really], I'm a bit stranded at the moment. Can't see without my glasses, and they seem to be in another universe.

[forwantofapartycannon]

[She was good at making people blush at least, and Pinkie grinned.]

Don't you worry, just come on down and enjoy! I'll get a young strong stallion to push my Party Cannon into place and we'll be ready in no time.

[bluesuit_hoofy]

Party cannon? What's a party cannon?

[forwantofapartycannon]

It's the greatest thing ever! It fires balloons and streamers and decorates things really really fast!

[bluesuit_hoofy]

That sounds....

Well, a bit brilliant, actually. Where are you doing this?

[forwantofapartycannon]

I'm headed to the commune but wherever the kidlets are set up I'll go there instead. That way, everyone'll be in the same place when we decorate!

[bluesuit_hoofy]

The commune?

That's where I am! I think. Saty-something Farm, right?

[forwantofapartycannon]

That's it right there, the sat-something farm! I'll be over there as soon as I can get my ol' bones over.

[bluesuit_hoofy]

Looks like I'll be attending whether I like it or not. [But he doesn't look put out about it in the slightest.]

[forwantofapartycannon]

That's the spirit! Chin up an' all that eh? [Yay, more people at a party!]

[bluesuit_hoofy]

Don't think this means I'm not still working on a way out. [He's Being Useful and he wants everyone to know it.]

[forwantofapartycannon]

Of course you can keep working on a way out! I wouldn't have it any other way!