Land Sakes!

[forwantofapartycannon]

[There's a flash of pink on the video, and a hoof poking it, rather slowly.] Hello? Hello? Is this thing on? What in tarnation is going on here? You whipper snappers need to buck it together, and throw a party!

[There's a cracking noise like bones popping and the owner of the voice comes into view, griping as she tries to massage out a kink. It's Pinkie Pie, but she's OLD. Like Granny Smith old. She also seems to be as energetic as ever.]

What you young'uns need right now is a party! Let ol' Granny Pinkie Pie do ya good for it. I'll fetch my balloons and I'll be over for the lil' ones!

Anypony see my dentures?!

Comments

[visual]

[sailorlaughter]

A party? I've never had one of those before...

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[forwantofapartycannon]

A party is what makes everypony happy! In my day, we threw the best parties for everything! It's good when you're feeling sad, happy, all sorts of emotions!

[visual]

[sailorlaughter]

...oh. Yeah, we don't really do any of that stuff. We farm rocks.

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[forwantofapartycannon]

Then you should learn how! It's real easy to have fun and smile!

[visual]

[sailorlaughter]

You really think so?

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[forwantofapartycannon]

I know so! [And with that, Pinkie Pie launched into a rendition of Smile Smile Smile]

[visual]

[sailorlaughter]

[Little Pinkie Pie watches with wide eyes.]

WOW! That was SO COOL! Can you show me how to do that?

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[forwantofapartycannon]

Of course! Just stick with me lil'one and I'll teach you everything there is to know!

[visual]

[sailorlaughter]

Okay!

[Pause]

Where are you?

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[forwantofapartycannon]

I'm headed to the town center, where people are setting up. But we can also go to the commune too!

[visual]

[sailorlaughter]

I'm on the commune! Miss Fluttershy brought me and lots of other lost fillies here.

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[forwantofapartycannon]

Commune it is! I'll go there and set up for the party.

[visual]

[sailorlaughter]

YAAAAAAY! Thanks, Granny Pinkie!

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[forwantofapartycannon]

You're very welcome! I'll be over there in a jiffy!

[visual]

[sailorlaughter]

Okay!

[And she'll be waiting around outside the commune, bouncing in excitement.]

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[forwantofapartycannon]

[And soon Pinkie arrives, pushing the Party Cannon up.] All right, it's time for party decorating!

[visual]

[sailorlaughter]

Okay! What do we do?

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[forwantofapartycannon]

First we need th' ribbons an' balloons! Jus' aim the party cannon over yonder and pull the fuse! The decorating comes naturally with it!

[sailorlaughter]

Oh! Um...okay!

[She's a little doubtful of the party cannon, but she trots 'round behind it and pulls the fuse nonetheless.]

[forwantofapartycannon]

[With a squeaking poof noise, streamers and ribbons go everywhere as balloons inflate themselves and float up into their positions. Pinkie laughed happily, clapping her hooves.]

Yer a natural at this! I'll bet your cutie mark'll be party related!

[sailorlaughter]

You really think so?

[forwantofapartycannon]

I think so! The best part of throwing parties is making people smile!

[sailorlaughter]

Yeah? So what do we do next? When do the people get here?

[forwantofapartycannon]

We'll need food and punch to go along with it. And then invitations for everyone to come along. That last bit we can do on the scrolls and other such stuff like that.

[sailorlaughter]

Punch?