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Chie Satonaka ([personal profile] like_a_dragon) wrote in [community profile] mylittlejamjar2014-08-03 02:29 am

Kickoff [Video/Massive Audio later]

[A green pony with a matted down brown mop-top appears on the scroll. From the furrowed brows, flared nostrils and fierce grimace, she does not appear... pleased.]

WHAT THE TARTARUS IS GOING ON HERE!?

[Taking a step away from the scroll would probably be a good idea...]

I can't even begin to count all the things that is wrong here! I mean, at first I thought this was a dream but then when somepony actually pinched me -- WITH THEIR MOUTH NO LESS -- I knew that this was actually real. Talking ponies? And the ones with wings? EVEN ONES WITH MAGIC HORNS?? I even saw one that brought in a raincloud! IT WAS RIGHT ON TOP OF ME!!

[She takes a moment and her hoof comes up to scrub off her hair and her face.]

Alright... you know what... considering everything else I have seen before a world of talking ponies is actually not that out there. And, hey, at least my fur color is one that I'd like. Just, in this case, I hope my friends aren't here to have this happen to them.

Also, I have to ask just one question...

Why couldn't I have been one of those cool ones with the wings?

EDIT:

[A little bit later there is a shout. A glorious shout. A mighty shout. It rings to the heavens and may even be heard as far as way as The Crystal Kingdom.]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN PONIES DON'T EAT MEAT?!!!!

[Thanks, Teddie.]

EDIT: x2

[And a little bit after that there is another shout, though not quite as powerful, whatever is doing it definitely has a healthy set of lungs.]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO TV?!!

[Thanks, Rise.]
kingofthetvworld: (🐻  || Bear - Smile!)

[personal profile] kingofthetvworld 2014-08-03 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Oh, that's right. Teddie got so excited over seeing a friend again, it didn't even occur to him how she must be feeling right now. Yu and Yukiko were already here when he arrived and have long since adjusted, and Rise seemed to handle things okay. He never thought how much impact it could have on someone...

He takes a moment to think things over before he's all smiles again.]


I keep my key to the room under my pillow in the Agency building. It's in the closet, you can't miss it. If you can find it, take it to the commune and look for the same door number that's on the key. I mean, if you wanna do all this before heading over here, you can take some jerky with you for the trip! I'll just tell Kyo-chan it was part of my share.

[Please don't make him regret this.]
kingofthetvworld: ([MLJ] Good golly)

[personal profile] kingofthetvworld 2014-08-03 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's not?! Well, whatever, Teddie will happily take that answer, too.]

Okay, good.

[He finally takes the time to remove his suit head, just so he can shove his face into the scroll and show off his sharp teeth.]

Look, see? I wasn't kidding when I said I needed it, I don't think I was made for grass sandwiches. I'm gonna be outta luck when the jerky runs out.
kingofthetvworld: (🐻 || Human - :o)

[personal profile] kingofthetvworld 2014-08-03 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
What else would I be...?

[Chie plz]
kingofthetvworld: (🐻  || Human - Shock face)

[personal profile] kingofthetvworld 2014-08-03 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
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ARE YOU SAYING I'M NOT CUTE ANYMORE?!

[That's worse than the meat thing! Why didn't anyone tell him he wasn't cute?!]
kingofthetvworld: (🐻 || Human - Tears)

[personal profile] kingofthetvworld 2014-08-03 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
You really mean that?

[He doesn't want to be ugly, Chie. He's seen some of the bears around here. They aren't pretty.]
kingofthetvworld: (🐻 || Human - I don't even care)

[personal profile] kingofthetvworld 2014-08-04 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
That's okay, I expected the same thing! Can you bearlieve how rude someone's gotta be to just change your body without asking-

[wait]

I take that back, please don't hit me.
kingofthetvworld: (🐻  || Human - Stare)

[personal profile] kingofthetvworld 2014-08-04 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
...What if I did and didn't even know it?!

[The plot twist of the century.]

I apologize in advance if that turns out to be the case.
kingofthetvworld: (🐻  || Human - My goodness I'm cross-eyed)

[personal profile] kingofthetvworld 2014-08-04 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, here it comes, the first clue that something might not be right here. Well, besides the whole pony thing.]

...The what now?
kingofthetvworld: (🐻 || Human - :o)

[personal profile] kingofthetvworld 2014-08-04 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Why was he a general? General of what? ...Scoring? He hopes it's scoring.]

N-Noooooooooo? Did I win this so called tournament?
kingofthetvworld: ([MLJ] Staring)

[personal profile] kingofthetvworld 2014-08-04 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
[HE'D BE SO SORRY IF ONLY HE KNEW]

Nope, nadda. I'd definitely remember being in a tournament. ...Unless the heavyweight champion knocked me out in the final round...

[Because he'd totally get that far. And be a heavyweight.]

Maybe I'm still knocked out and this is just one big Teddie dream! Chie-chan, quick! Make me pinch myself!
kingofthetvworld: (🐻 || Human - AHHHHH)

[personal profile] kingofthetvworld 2014-08-04 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
[And of course he pinches himself, and of course it hurts.]

This is one realistic dream!
kingofthetvworld: (🐻 || Human - GIRLFRIEND PLEASE)

[personal profile] kingofthetvworld 2014-08-04 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
I see someone's jealous I made it to the final round!

[Teddie why?]

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