Visual

[buckleupforsafety]

[When it starts, the video's vantage point is of 24 peering down at his scroll.]

Aw yeah, look at this!

[He disappears from view and then his face is replaced by a slightly rumpled copy of Hoovesweek clutched between his teeth. It's open to the positive review of their wings.]

Mroo huvs mup!

[24 spits out the magazine.]

If you missed our show in the park, we're still taking pre-orders. Talk to us if you don't want to get left on the ground.

Comments

[buckleupforsafety]

What? Are you chicken?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

No!

[buckleupforsafety]

Are you sure? Because I thought I heard, "A purple horse can kill on Love Shack, even though she doesn't even know what a Chrysler is, so I should go hide when the music starts playing."

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

What? No! No way did I even imply any of that! But these ponies grow up randomly bursting into musical numbers, don't you find that even a little intimidating?

[buckleupforsafety]

That means they'll get sloppy.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

... Okay, yeah, I can see that happening.

[buckleupforsafety]

Think they've got it in the bag and then we step up!

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

If there's a karaoke... club or bar or whatever they're called.

[buckleupforsafety]

They have to have one somewhere, don't they? Maybe it's even a preventative thing. Sing a few songs at karaoke so you don't burst into song in the middle of a date.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Maybe doctors prescribe it. "Are you suffering from Singing Tourettes? Go down to the local karaoke bar two times a week for the next ten weeks and then call me."

[buckleupforsafety]

We just haven't seen the karaoke place because we weren't looking for it.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Okay, so we need to start looking for one.

[buckleupforsafety]

We made our own mission.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

And we weren't even trying!

[buckleupforsafety]

We get things done. I'll bet that's what the Princess saw in us.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

She sure as hell wasn't admiring our thieving and infiltration skills when she hired us.

Okay. So if we do find a place, what are we gonna sing?

[buckleupforsafety]

Are there any good duets?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Well, there's Summer Nights, Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now, The Time Of My Life... Sound of Silence? Yeah, I think that one counts.

[buckleupforsafety]

I'm not singing the Olivia Newton John part.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Hell, I don't want to, either.

I seriously don't want to do Ebony and Ivory, either.

[buckleupforsafety]

Is that racist?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

I - No? It looks weird when you've got two white guys singing it.

Well... two beigish horses? (Or whatever color 24 is.) And I don't want these ponies to think I'm all "Ooh yes, Unicorns and regular horses and pegasii should all just be besty friends."

[buckleupforsafety]

(Yes, let's say beige and overlook my failure as a pony player to establish this.)

Ugh. You're right. There's enough friendship around here as it is.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

See what I mean?

I can't think of any duets that aren't disgustingly sappy, or all about friendship.

[buckleupforsafety]

Then there's only one solution.