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Entry tags:
- *hoovesweek,
- dw: 10th doctor clone [ou],
- mlp: discord [sn],
- mlp: rainbow dash [au1],
- original: saori nakagawa [oc],
- pmmm: homura akemi [au],
- tmnt: donatello hamato [au1],
- trauma team: naomi kimishima [au],
- zzz_deadly prem: york morgan [ou],
- zzz_mlp: bon bon [sn],
- zzz_original: kaj rosenbauer [oc],
- zzz_persona: rise kujikawa [au],
- zzz_persona: yukiko amagi [ou],
- zzz_sonic: miles tails prower [au1],
- zzz_sonic: miles tails prower [au2]
HOOVESWEEK 9
[Morning, Equestrians! It’s that time again, and the newsponies have a new, fresh stock of Equestria's most-read magazine!
Sadly, its back to normal...]
Celestia inexplicably hearing voices for Nightmare Night, an ancient monster stalking the lands on Hearth's Warming...with a friend like Discord, the Element of Kindness will never want for an enemy - and nor will anypony else who is not an off-worlder, thanks to her! Is it time for Celestia to wake up and see the truth?
Other Top Stories Include:
Title: Chaos vs. Kindness
by Timberwolf Blitzer
Title: The Fright Before Hearth's Warming (And the Psychotic Apple Hoarder Who Didn't Help)
by Gelt Buck
Title: Skyfire: Setting the Sky (and a Town) on Fire
by Rosy Hooves
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE:
-A discussion on the rat infestation in Ponyville. Proerty values are definitely going to go down at this rate!
-Princess Cadence's shipping wall is discussed, and how its been causing friction between established couples.
-Princess Luna has not been immune to the madness, as reports of her trapping ponies in their dreams have been reported from around the world. Is Nightmare Moon not too far away?
-The excavations at Stalliongrad continue, but as our expose reveals, the influx of off-worlders stealing items has become a problem for those fighting to preserve these special ruins.
-A talking toy car? Our science editor discusses whether this strange phenomenon is fact, or fiction.
-An editorial about being held hostage by yogurt zombies. The verdict: not bad, if you're willing to give up dairy.
-In foaleign news, we look at the Hearth's Warming pictures of Duke and Duchess of Cambridle's first born son!
So come one, come all, and read HOOVESWEEK! Only 5 bits a copy - now and forever!
[Oh, you thought it was over? The ponies of Ponyville likely haven't even gotten their muzzles off the ground when, out of warning, a courier is rushing around, handing the off-worlder ponies - and a few of the natives, though not Princess Twilight Sparkle, Cadence, either Luna, or Captain Celestia, notably - an envelope addressed to them.
What is in it is...well...
((OOC: For those three winners of the Writing Contest among the playerbase, they received their copy of Hoovesweek the night before the issue hit stands. They got their invitations at the same time everypony else, though.
Original picture credit is here.))
Sadly, its back to normal...]
Celestia inexplicably hearing voices for Nightmare Night, an ancient monster stalking the lands on Hearth's Warming...with a friend like Discord, the Element of Kindness will never want for an enemy - and nor will anypony else who is not an off-worlder, thanks to her! Is it time for Celestia to wake up and see the truth?
Other Top Stories Include:
Title: Chaos vs. Kindness
by Timberwolf Blitzer
Title: The Fright Before Hearth's Warming (And the Psychotic Apple Hoarder Who Didn't Help)
by Gelt Buck
Title: Skyfire: Setting the Sky (and a Town) on Fire
by Rosy Hooves
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE:
-A discussion on the rat infestation in Ponyville. Proerty values are definitely going to go down at this rate!
-Princess Cadence's shipping wall is discussed, and how its been causing friction between established couples.
-Princess Luna has not been immune to the madness, as reports of her trapping ponies in their dreams have been reported from around the world. Is Nightmare Moon not too far away?
-The excavations at Stalliongrad continue, but as our expose reveals, the influx of off-worlders stealing items has become a problem for those fighting to preserve these special ruins.
-A talking toy car? Our science editor discusses whether this strange phenomenon is fact, or fiction.
-An editorial about being held hostage by yogurt zombies. The verdict: not bad, if you're willing to give up dairy.
-In foaleign news, we look at the Hearth's Warming pictures of Duke and Duchess of Cambridle's first born son!
[Oh, you thought it was over? The ponies of Ponyville likely haven't even gotten their muzzles off the ground when, out of warning, a courier is rushing around, handing the off-worlder ponies - and a few of the natives, though not Princess Twilight Sparkle, Cadence, either Luna, or Captain Celestia, notably - an envelope addressed to them.
What is in it is...well...
((OOC: For those three winners of the Writing Contest among the playerbase, they received their copy of Hoovesweek the night before the issue hit stands. They got their invitations at the same time everypony else, though.
Original picture credit is here.))
[Action]
Please? I... keep forgetting about the horn!
[You've had it for over a year, silly!]
Re: [Action]
[His own horn glows, in order to help her out.]
How'd you get your horn stuck in there, anyhow?
[Action]
I read an article in the Hoovesweek, got angry and, well... proceeded to hit my head on the wall in frustration.
...I usually don't get this mad, but...
Re: [Action]
[With a sig, he rubs his temples.]
I try to avoid that...publication. For obvious reasons.
But I guess that message was telling the truth?
[Action]
[Action]
[So on top of everything else they've been called...]
I'd say that message was right that this issue was going to be no good. What else did it say?
[Action]
...that was my fault...
...and Celestia hearing voices...
...which was also partially my fault...
[Action]
[You didn't murder anypony, did you, Nozomi? Because if so, he is uniquely qualified to ...at least try and help...]
[Action]
As for Celestia? I was stuck in her body during that time. I heard those voices, that's how Celestia knew of it.
[Action]
...
[Says the turtle who--well, whatever.]
In any case, you can't blame yourself for that.
[Action]
[Action]
You shouldn't let it get to you.