mylittlejamjar | Exit Light, Enter Night [Visual] (Forwarded to Nightmare Night)

(The first thing that that appears on the visual are the final moments of this thread. Nightmare Moon's face is clearly visible to the viewers, all the way until she closes up the scroll.

For minutes, there's simply radio silence.

Some time later, the scroll is once again unrolls with Nightmare Moon's form once again visible to all. Her wings are unfurled and her voice clear.)

My fellow Equestrians...how wonderful it is to see you all again. It's been so long since my previous visit...but it pleases me to see you haven't forgotten your true ruler. Now that I've made myself comfortable, I can return to taking the throne that's rightfully mine, but not before I can take part in the festivities. An entire holiday just for me? It's as if you've already accepted me as your true princess.

In that regard, my subjects, I promise you'll be able to enjoy my holiday for as much as you'd like. In fact, you can enjoy it for the rest of your lives, for the night...will last...forever!

(Cue the evil laughter as her mane ominously swirls behind her into the form of the night sky. Happy Nightmare Night, Equestria.)

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[Nodding] Uh huh. Uh huh.

Then finding some little kids won't be good.

Should we hit up the senior center?

That sounds like a good idea to me. So maybe we shouldn't. Maybe a high school? Do horses have high school?

High school? Do they go to prom? And eat the corsage?

Haha, pony prom!

So, Princess, where are these shadow beasts we need to send some unicorns and pegasii to beat up since we're probably not capable of it?

Are you saying an earth pony like yourselves couldn't hold their own against these creatures.

I think Pinkie Pie or Applejack might want to contest that.

She doesn't understand.

Earth Pony guards can't do anything right again!

We are just so terrible at this! If only we had some kind of magic! That would totally help us get this right.