Helloooo Ponyville!
[The unicorn smiles brightly across the scroll feed. Today he's wearing a green bowtie with a leaf design printed on it. Somepony else seems to be there with him but they're currently cut off.]For those of you who don't know who I am, I'm The Doctor. I, like many of you with these fancy little scrolls, come from an entirely different universe from the one we're in right now. During our recent encounter with robbery and political trouble a certain mysterious figure known as the Pale Pony made an appearance- or at least those under her control did. It seems PP wanted to buy the stolen weather gem from the thief.
But not everyone here knows what I'm talking about when I say Pale Pony, which is exactly why I'm making this friendly announcement.
-Well there's one other reason I'll get to that in a moment. -But yes, please feel free to ask questions about the Pale Pony and I'll tell you what I know so far from my eleven months trapped here. And so I don't have to repeat too much, please listen to the answers I give others and what they're saying.
Thank you!
[Just off screen a yellow wing can be seen near his head and a soft voice says something to him. The Doctor slaps his forehead with one hoof.] Ah! Wait! Wait! Right! That last thought!
Those of you wandering through the forest of late might have noticed there are a great number of trees with burns, holes, missing branches, or worse. This recent outbreak of violence against trees has left several birds nests damaged beyond repair and several more squirrel homeless.
P-Please stop hurting the trees. The animals are scared. [Fluttershy adds, leaning in towards the camera with some very sad looking little birds in her hooves for example. One of them has a partly fried wing which has been bandaged up by the pegasus.]Now I'm not going to name any names yet, since there might be multiple people responsible for the damage done to our local forest.
Though I know a laser gun burn mark when I see it. Let's just say there's at least one individual who I really hope sees this.I have a proposal! Since there seem to be so many armed warriors and soldiers brought here to Ponyville with foreign weapons and a need to damage something, let's build a "training center" with a firing range and other things for beating. If there has to be violence, let's keep it in a designated area. This way fighters can prepare for the next big fight, and others can stay out of harms way.
[He guides Fluttershy's hooves of pitiful birds back near the screen to emphasize this final point.][ooc: If desired, your character can talk to Fluttershy [SN]. Otherwise The Doctor will do most of the talking here.]