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[buckleupforsafety]

[When it starts, the video's vantage point is of 24 peering down at his scroll.]

Aw yeah, look at this!

[He disappears from view and then his face is replaced by a slightly rumpled copy of Hoovesweek clutched between his teeth. It's open to the positive review of their wings.]

Mroo huvs mup!

[24 spits out the magazine.]

If you missed our show in the park, we're still taking pre-orders. Talk to us if you don't want to get left on the ground.

Comments

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Ugh, I remember that. I've never heard so many terrible covers of Don't Stop Believin'.

[buckleupforsafety]

Can you blame them? They knew no matter what they did, they couldn't top our performance of "Total Eclipse of the Heart".

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

We so totally blew... man, who was it who did Ebony & Ivory? Whoever they were, we totally freaking blew them out of the water.

[buckleupforsafety]

It was...oh damn, who was it? Oh! 32 and the new guy who was dead by New Year's. 85?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

85? No, I think it might have been 70... 70... 79? He wasn't an 80. ...Maybe.

[buckleupforsafety]

I can never keep track.

But you know what I can keep track of? How bad we left them in the dirt with our encore!

It's too bad we'll never get to put the karaoke smackdown on a room full of ponies.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Did you hear some of those ponies singing at the Gala? Dude, I don't think we'd stand a chance against them.

[buckleupforsafety]

Anyone can sound good singing in a big group like that.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Yeah, but some of the solos...

[buckleupforsafety]

What? Are you chicken?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

No!

[buckleupforsafety]

Are you sure? Because I thought I heard, "A purple horse can kill on Love Shack, even though she doesn't even know what a Chrysler is, so I should go hide when the music starts playing."

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

What? No! No way did I even imply any of that! But these ponies grow up randomly bursting into musical numbers, don't you find that even a little intimidating?

[buckleupforsafety]

That means they'll get sloppy.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

... Okay, yeah, I can see that happening.

[buckleupforsafety]

Think they've got it in the bag and then we step up!

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

If there's a karaoke... club or bar or whatever they're called.

[buckleupforsafety]

They have to have one somewhere, don't they? Maybe it's even a preventative thing. Sing a few songs at karaoke so you don't burst into song in the middle of a date.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Maybe doctors prescribe it. "Are you suffering from Singing Tourettes? Go down to the local karaoke bar two times a week for the next ten weeks and then call me."

[buckleupforsafety]

We just haven't seen the karaoke place because we weren't looking for it.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Okay, so we need to start looking for one.

[buckleupforsafety]

We made our own mission.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

And we weren't even trying!

[buckleupforsafety]

We get things done. I'll bet that's what the Princess saw in us.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

She sure as hell wasn't admiring our thieving and infiltration skills when she hired us.

Okay. So if we do find a place, what are we gonna sing?