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[buckleupforsafety]

[When it starts, the video's vantage point is of 24 peering down at his scroll.]

Aw yeah, look at this!

[He disappears from view and then his face is replaced by a slightly rumpled copy of Hoovesweek clutched between his teeth. It's open to the positive review of their wings.]

Mroo huvs mup!

[24 spits out the magazine.]

If you missed our show in the park, we're still taking pre-orders. Talk to us if you don't want to get left on the ground.

Comments

[buckleupforsafety]

Stupidheads or doodieheads?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Both, if she was really dark and evil.

[buckleupforsafety]

I'm shaking.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

It is a pretty terrifying thought.

[buckleupforsafety]

Seriously, though, all the other henchmen would laugh at us if they knew our biggest problem was a pony frowning at us, and even that's made up.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

No, they wouldn't.

[No henchman laughs at 21. Ever.]

[buckleupforsafety]

Yeah, because we're a group that never makes fun of the weakest link, like the guys who've gone soft in pink pony land.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

We haven't gone soft. Well, at least I haven't gone soft. I dunno about you.

[buckleupforsafety]

Post-it notes!

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

I once stole printer paper for the Monarch!

[buckleupforsafety]

It was the spoils of war!

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Yeah, so this is... okay, so it's not like stealing printer paper but it's not like I've gone soft.

[buckleupforsafety]

Maybe not.

But we'll never know for sure if we never get a real mission.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Yeah, I guess.

But hey, if we ever see the other Henchmen again, they'd be in the same boat.

[buckleupforsafety]

And we can hold it over their heads that we understand everything.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Oh, totally. They'll be all "oh no wait I don't understand how to walk on four legs ahh this is so hard." And we'll be like "Yeah, suck it up, noobs! Deal with it, we did!"

[buckleupforsafety]

And they'd be like, "But please 21 and 24, won't you help us?" And we'd say, "Maybe. After we're done hanging out with Princess Celestia."

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

We'll get to laugh at them the first time they break into song.

[buckleupforsafety]

If we're not too busy covering our ears and rolling around on the ground. I remember the last time someone broke out a karaoke machine at the Christmas party.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Ugh, I remember that. I've never heard so many terrible covers of Don't Stop Believin'.

[buckleupforsafety]

Can you blame them? They knew no matter what they did, they couldn't top our performance of "Total Eclipse of the Heart".

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

We so totally blew... man, who was it who did Ebony & Ivory? Whoever they were, we totally freaking blew them out of the water.

[buckleupforsafety]

It was...oh damn, who was it? Oh! 32 and the new guy who was dead by New Year's. 85?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

85? No, I think it might have been 70... 70... 79? He wasn't an 80. ...Maybe.

[buckleupforsafety]

I can never keep track.

But you know what I can keep track of? How bad we left them in the dirt with our encore!

It's too bad we'll never get to put the karaoke smackdown on a room full of ponies.