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[buckleupforsafety]

[When it starts, the video's vantage point is of 24 peering down at his scroll.]

Aw yeah, look at this!

[He disappears from view and then his face is replaced by a slightly rumpled copy of Hoovesweek clutched between his teeth. It's open to the positive review of their wings.]

Mroo huvs mup!

[24 spits out the magazine.]

If you missed our show in the park, we're still taking pre-orders. Talk to us if you don't want to get left on the ground.

Comments

[buckleupforsafety]

Of course they do.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Even if you call it the Super Happy Carthouse of Fun, it's still a garage.

[buckleupforsafety]

Sure. Just let me know when you find that Super Swell Carthouse of Sunshine and Flowers.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

I kind of hope that it's actually called that, now.

[buckleupforsafety]

Maybe you can convince Princess Celestia to change the name.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

I might just try that.

[buckleupforsafety]

If she actually listens to you, then we'll have to think of something better to ask for.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

It'd have to be something nicey-nice, though. I don't think she'd give in to anything she thinks is icky or whatever.

[buckleupforsafety]

[Nicey-nice? Icky?]

Yeah, we can't have everyone thinking the Princess is a potty mouth.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

I don't think she'd agree to "The Goddamn Horse Bar."

[buckleupforsafety]

Maybe if you took her there and bought her enough cider.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Yeah, that'll work. 'Hey, Princess! Let's go get smashed and discuss some really important renaming that needs to be done!'

[buckleupforsafety]

No, you say, "Hey, Princess, let's do some commoner outreach."

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Dude, she's over a thousand years old. I don't think I have enough money to get her drunk.

[buckleupforsafety]

Seriously? That's not just some "the monarchy has been around for thousands of years" figure of speech?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

As far as I know, it's true.

[buckleupforsafety]

I should be past being surprised by things by now.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Yeah, you totally should.

Well, unless some dark and evil pony takes over Equestria. That would be surprising.

[buckleupforsafety]

How dark and evil can any pony ever get? Will she frown at us when she walks by?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

She might call us stupidheads.

[buckleupforsafety]

Stupidheads or doodieheads?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Both, if she was really dark and evil.

[buckleupforsafety]

I'm shaking.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

It is a pretty terrifying thought.

[buckleupforsafety]

Seriously, though, all the other henchmen would laugh at us if they knew our biggest problem was a pony frowning at us, and even that's made up.