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[buckleupforsafety]

[When it starts, the video's vantage point is of 24 peering down at his scroll.]

Aw yeah, look at this!

[He disappears from view and then his face is replaced by a slightly rumpled copy of Hoovesweek clutched between his teeth. It's open to the positive review of their wings.]

Mroo huvs mup!

[24 spits out the magazine.]

If you missed our show in the park, we're still taking pre-orders. Talk to us if you don't want to get left on the ground.

Comments

[buckleupforsafety]

Aren't there spells you can set up and forget about?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

I don't know. Maybe? But it doesn't seem very likely in this case. You'd have to be doing constant battle with the forces of nature.

[buckleupforsafety]

OK, fine. No caves.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Man, there needs to be some kind of yellow pages so we could check and see where a garage might be.

[buckleupforsafety]

We'd never be able to look up anything in a phone book. Not with those thin pages.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

I bet they'd be on parchment.

[buckleupforsafety]

A phone book scroll?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

But they don't have phones...

Uh. Some kind of business directory, or something.

[buckleupforsafety]

It's probably easier to ask around.

"Hey, can you tell me where I can find the garage...that doesn't exist?"

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

They probably have some super cutesy name for it. Or some kind of punnish name.

[buckleupforsafety]

Of course they do.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Even if you call it the Super Happy Carthouse of Fun, it's still a garage.

[buckleupforsafety]

Sure. Just let me know when you find that Super Swell Carthouse of Sunshine and Flowers.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

I kind of hope that it's actually called that, now.

[buckleupforsafety]

Maybe you can convince Princess Celestia to change the name.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

I might just try that.

[buckleupforsafety]

If she actually listens to you, then we'll have to think of something better to ask for.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

It'd have to be something nicey-nice, though. I don't think she'd give in to anything she thinks is icky or whatever.

[buckleupforsafety]

[Nicey-nice? Icky?]

Yeah, we can't have everyone thinking the Princess is a potty mouth.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

I don't think she'd agree to "The Goddamn Horse Bar."

[buckleupforsafety]

Maybe if you took her there and bought her enough cider.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Yeah, that'll work. 'Hey, Princess! Let's go get smashed and discuss some really important renaming that needs to be done!'

[buckleupforsafety]

No, you say, "Hey, Princess, let's do some commoner outreach."

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Dude, she's over a thousand years old. I don't think I have enough money to get her drunk.

[buckleupforsafety]

Seriously? That's not just some "the monarchy has been around for thousands of years" figure of speech?