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[buckleupforsafety]

[When it starts, the video's vantage point is of 24 peering down at his scroll.]

Aw yeah, look at this!

[He disappears from view and then his face is replaced by a slightly rumpled copy of Hoovesweek clutched between his teeth. It's open to the positive review of their wings.]

Mroo huvs mup!

[24 spits out the magazine.]

If you missed our show in the park, we're still taking pre-orders. Talk to us if you don't want to get left on the ground.

Comments

[buckleupforsafety]

I'm not talking about what's easier. I'm talking about what fits Equestria. Barns and caves - yes. Parking garages - no.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Are you kidding? Paint it pink and throw some glitter on it and it fits right in!

[buckleupforsafety]

And sit it next to the castle? Maybe have Celestia work the gate?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Why not, it's not like she's doing anything else super useful. But seriously, think about it. You've seen how these unicorns act! Would they want their fancy carriages to sit in a dark, damp cave?

[buckleupforsafety]

I'll bet nothing in Equestria is actually dark and damp.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

It can't all be sunshine and fresh air!

[buckleupforsafety]

It could be. With magic.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

So you think they'd rather waste magic prettifying a cave than build a garage?

[buckleupforsafety]

It wouldn't be a waste. It would be useful.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

But it would be a constant thing. And what if the unicorn or unicorns that know how to do that particular brand of magic die out?

[buckleupforsafety]

Aren't there spells you can set up and forget about?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

I don't know. Maybe? But it doesn't seem very likely in this case. You'd have to be doing constant battle with the forces of nature.

[buckleupforsafety]

OK, fine. No caves.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Man, there needs to be some kind of yellow pages so we could check and see where a garage might be.

[buckleupforsafety]

We'd never be able to look up anything in a phone book. Not with those thin pages.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

I bet they'd be on parchment.

[buckleupforsafety]

A phone book scroll?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

But they don't have phones...

Uh. Some kind of business directory, or something.

[buckleupforsafety]

It's probably easier to ask around.

"Hey, can you tell me where I can find the garage...that doesn't exist?"

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

They probably have some super cutesy name for it. Or some kind of punnish name.

[buckleupforsafety]

Of course they do.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Even if you call it the Super Happy Carthouse of Fun, it's still a garage.

[buckleupforsafety]

Sure. Just let me know when you find that Super Swell Carthouse of Sunshine and Flowers.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

I kind of hope that it's actually called that, now.

[buckleupforsafety]

Maybe you can convince Princess Celestia to change the name.