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[buckleupforsafety]

[When it starts, the video's vantage point is of 24 peering down at his scroll.]

Aw yeah, look at this!

[He disappears from view and then his face is replaced by a slightly rumpled copy of Hoovesweek clutched between his teeth. It's open to the positive review of their wings.]

Mroo huvs mup!

[24 spits out the magazine.]

If you missed our show in the park, we're still taking pre-orders. Talk to us if you don't want to get left on the ground.

Comments

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Naw, this one was a mule. So she has superior pony blood in her, or however that works.

[buckleupforsafety]

Now you're sounding like some kind of pony racist.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

What?

I can't be racist, I'm an oppressed minority!

[buckleupforsafety]

That's why you hate the mules, because you know the ponies who didn't get shafted look down on you.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

I don't hate the mules. Or the donkeys.

[buckleupforsafety]

OK. Can we still make jackass jokes if we run into one?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

It'll probably go over their heads.

[buckleupforsafety]

That would take some of the fun out of it.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Well, maybe. I think donkeys are supposed to be smarter than horses. They might get it.

We need to find a donkey and try this out.

[buckleupforsafety]

Deal.

Prepare for Operation Donkey Burn!

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

[He's not very happy about the name of the operation, but it'll work.]

Okay, we just have to figure out where they'd hang out. The one I saw was working in the gardens. So I guess we look for the jobs that Earth Ponies would normally do.

[buckleupforsafety]

[At least there was no hitting of donkeys involved in their plans.]

Hauling carts around?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Where are we going to find a lot of carts?

[buckleupforsafety]

No, not us. The donkeys. We look for carts pulled by delivery donkeys.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Yeah, but how often do you see carts in the street? Not very often! So if we find out where they store them... like a garage, or something.

[buckleupforsafety]

Right. A garage. And then we should go fuel the carts up at the gas station after.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

All right, Mr. Edison, what's your brilliant idea?

[buckleupforsafety]

I don't know. Maybe in a barn instead?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

A barn.

In Canterlot.

[buckleupforsafety]

A really nice barn. With gold doors.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

There aren't any barns in Canterlot, the unicorns wouldn't stand for it.

[buckleupforsafety]

But if there's a garage, I'll eat my goggles.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

All the carriages and carts have to go somewhere!

[buckleupforsafety]

Maybe they keep them in a big field.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

There sure are a lot of those here in this crowded city, aren't there?