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[Translation: That movie was such a bore, I've seen civilizations die out more excitingly than this!]
The action, the drama, the history, oh, so wonderful!
[Translation: This was written by a Romulan, I'm sure of it. Only race I know who enjoys historical revisionism. Except maybe the Voth.]
Oh, but this has inspired me, as well! Oh, if it's so easy to make a movie so loved and taking so much time to lovingly make sure everything is crafted well, I wanna do it myself.
[Translation: If you think historical revisionism is fun here, wait until you get a load of me!]
And we have the perfect ponies to do so! Us! The newponies! I'm sure everyone across this great land should know the trials and Tribble-ations we've all been through together!
[Translation: I'm going to make you all stars and no, I'm not sorry about the pun.]
Though, I'm certain everypony doesn't want to wait, so, I'll try to make this as quick as possible!
[Translation: You think I'm going to spend two years to make a four hour movie? HA!]
Oh, I'll need some money. I'll probably take like... 95% of the fund you ponies set up. Is that okay?
[Translation:.... nope, that's what he meant.]