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[buckleupforsafety]

[When it starts, the video's vantage point is of 24 peering down at his scroll.]

Aw yeah, look at this!

[He disappears from view and then his face is replaced by a slightly rumpled copy of Hoovesweek clutched between his teeth. It's open to the positive review of their wings.]

Mroo huvs mup!

[24 spits out the magazine.]

If you missed our show in the park, we're still taking pre-orders. Talk to us if you don't want to get left on the ground.

Comments

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Almost! No 's' at the end, though. And oh man, you have got to hear her talk. She's got a southern accent!

[buckleupforsafety]

Do they even have a south?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Well... I guess so. But it's weird. She sounds like she's from Texas.

[buckleupforsafety]

How does she learn to talk a way that shouldn't even exist here?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

I guess she comes from... whatever counts for Hicksville here in Equestria.

[buckleupforsafety]

That explains why she has a Texas accent when there isn't a Texas?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

It might? I don't know! I mean, how did the Texas accent get started in the first place?

[buckleupforsafety]

Because there were people in a place called Texas that talked the same!

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Well maybe she's starting a new Texas!

Would it be Texass?

[buckleupforsafety]

That's a donkey pun. It doesn't count.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

There are donkeys in Equestria!

[buckleupforsafety]

There are dragons, too, but they don't get words for them and their body parts shoved in the middle of city names.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

How much do you know about dragon society?

[buckleupforsafety]

That the one with gems stuck all over her body was super creepy?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Yeah, but she's not a natural dragon. I mean, dragons might be just as bad as ponies when it comes to names.

[buckleupforsafety]

So everybody has different names for the same stuff?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Probably.

[buckleupforsafety]

Probably.

That sounds like you're a real expert on this.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Well if you want to go find a real dragon and ask him or her about what names they have for things...

I wonder if ponies have invented asbestos yet.

[buckleupforsafety]

No thanks. I like my hair better when it's not on fire.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

We could ask the donkeys. And the mules too, I guess.

[buckleupforsafety]

Where have you been seeing all these donkeys and mules? I haven't met a single one.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

I only saw one. I read about another one. She won some kind of baking contest or something.

[buckleupforsafety]

I don't think I'd trust a donkey pie.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Naw, this one was a mule. So she has superior pony blood in her, or however that works.