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[buckleupforsafety]

[When it starts, the video's vantage point is of 24 peering down at his scroll.]

Aw yeah, look at this!

[He disappears from view and then his face is replaced by a slightly rumpled copy of Hoovesweek clutched between his teeth. It's open to the positive review of their wings.]

Mroo huvs mup!

[24 spits out the magazine.]

If you missed our show in the park, we're still taking pre-orders. Talk to us if you don't want to get left on the ground.

Comments

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Don't get your horseshoes in a knot over the color of post-its we're going to use to prank whoever sunbutt wants us to prank.

[buckleupforsafety]

It's not about the prank. It's the idea of it! Everything looks like an Easter basket exploded except for this one thing that's normal and they only give you a taste of it.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

But.. yellow's an Easter color too.

[buckleupforsafety]

I can pretend it's not when it's the post-it's natural color.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

All right...

Do you want to use the yellow ones or something?

[buckleupforsafety]

What do I need them for? It's not like I can write on a little square of paper now.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

I don't know! You keep going on about them, I thought you might want them.

[buckleupforsafety]

I'm complaining about pastel colors. Am I not allowed to do that now?

I don't know why it posted twice. Maybe because I dumb.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Absolutely not. You're totally not allowed to complain about pastel colors ever again.

DW wanted my attention. "Stop brushing your cat and write the damn tag!"

[buckleupforsafety]

What are you cut off from complaining about in exchange?

No, that's too aggressive for DW.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Wait, why would I be a part of this?

"O-oh. I guess you have other things you're doing right now. That's cool. ( u n s u r e )"

[buckleupforsafety]

Because it's only fair. If I have to shut up about something, you have to shut up about something, too.

That's about right!

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Okay, fine.

[Hmm. What's something he never ever complains about?]

I won't complain about how these horses have stupid-sounding names.

I should have put a few question marks in there for ultimate realism.

[buckleupforsafety]

Deal!

[Wait...]

When have you ever complained about their names?

Where would they have gone?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

[Oh no, he's been caught.]

You weren't there, but I have complained at great length about the stupidity of some of these horse names.

Resubmission: "O-oh. I guess you have other things you're doing right now?? That's cool???"

[buckleupforsafety]

Give me one example.

Perfect!

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

[Oh no.]

Uh...

Well...Rainbow Dash is a pretty dumb name.

Hooray! Except for the part where it's kind of a sad thing to be able to recreate.

[buckleupforsafety]

Right? Who ever heard of a rainbow hurrying anywhere!

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

And there are so many more stupid names!

[buckleupforsafety]

[Dammit, now he wants to hear him talk about the stupid names and argue over them.]

All right. You can keep talking about them.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Wait, I thought that was the thing I was supposed to shut up about, to make it fair.

[buckleupforsafety]

I changed my mind. If we don't have anything to talk about, I'll die of boredom.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

So I have to think of something else to give up complaining about?

[buckleupforsafety]

No, you have to forget I even brought it up in the first place!

[He means it to be a sigh, but it turns into a very horse-like snort.]

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

[21 wins!]

Okay!

[He's feeling gracious. He won't even mention 24's horsesigh.]

There's a horse named Applejack.