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Princess Celestia ([personal profile] solequus) wrote in [community profile] mylittlejamjar2013-04-01 08:41 am
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[Sometime after the ponies wake up, scrolls and quills suddenly start raining from the sky. Don't worry, its not the ponypocalypse, its just a squadron of flying white ponies dropping them from above.

Once everyone receives one, the scrolls suddenly glow and come to life, its surface revealing the visage of a large white alicorn with rainbow hair and a golden crown, sitting on a large, velvet-upholstered throne. She has a calm, reassuring, regal smile on her face as she speaks, though those who know her better can see the light of worry and concern in her eyes.]


Good afternoon, newponies! I am Princess Celestia.

I've heard of your arrival in Ponyville and of some of the more interesting stories that have come from it. We're...not certain how this phenomenon has occurred, but we here at the royal castle will put our efforts into solving this mystery, and I hope you will help us out as we wish to help you out!

Rest assured, no harm will come to you. Nor, as some of you have worried, are we holding you against your will. On the contrary, you're free to move about Equestria as you please, be it through Ponyville, Los Pegasus or anywhere in between. I only request that you use the scrolls we have provided you to check in from time to time, so that we know where you might be when we figure out the solution to this current situation.

If you have any questions, you are free to ask them of me. If I am not available - and, I will admit, there are times when I can be quite busy - there are many other ponies willing to help you, including the other princesses of Equestria. We are all in this together, after all.

[And then she smiles a little more. Its a much more relaxed smile. The concern is still there, of course.]

But, in the meantime, I'd also like to get to know all of you! I always like to meet new people, after all. I hear we even have a dragon?
badassfreakingoverlord: (adrift in a sea of nothing)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2013-04-01 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah yeah, whatever, phrase it however you want to. I mentioned I was the strongest Overlord in the cosmos, right? A little trembling in fear and panic is generally appropriate right about now...
badassfreakingoverlord: (book is on fire!)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2013-04-01 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Look, lady, I'm an Overlord, I've ruled my Netherworld for longer than you've been alive by millennia. I KNOW how ruling works.
badassfreakingoverlord: (animated laughter)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2013-04-01 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly. It all comes down to the position of power.

Soon enough, though, that throne and this world will be mine! Hyaaa ha ha ha ha!

[Yeah. Kinda thick.]
badassfreakingoverlord: (book is on fire!)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2013-04-01 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[He has an animated mane and tail. That pretty much spells bad news, doesn't it?[]

Then let the contest for control of this land begin! Hyaaaa ha ha ha ha!

[A pause. Then he pokes the scroll with his hoof.]

...where's the off button? Come on, you're ruining my moment! Stupid scroll!
badassfreakingoverlord: (flat on my back)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2013-04-01 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I've got HOOVES! How the hell do you roll with hooves?!
badassfreakingoverlord: (why am I hurt?!)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2013-04-01 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey! Hey! What was that with the magic lifting crap?!

[It's working perfectly.]
badassfreakingoverlord: (damn it ruffnut)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2013-04-01 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
So apparently when you accidentally turn into one later in life, you don't get the freaking manual.
badassfreakingoverlord: (ghost white)

1/2

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2013-04-01 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
What...


....the....


hell....?
badassfreakingoverlord: (you said WHAT?!)

2/2

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2013-04-01 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
WHY THE HELL DID THE SONG END BEFORE I GOT A PART IN IT?!
badassfreakingoverlord: (determined)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2013-04-02 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
I'll have my revenge, damn it! I'll make my own song! It'll be better than your song!

[Angrily, he rolls the scroll shut. Hey, he figured it out!]