[The feed opens up to show an old gray-maned orange pony looking rather energetic for his age.]

Alright, I don't know what villain is behind this mess, but I need everypony's assistance in helping me locate some missing individuals! I am currently looking for one Princess Celestia, who has been reported missing as of yesterday, one Mrs. Flash Sentry, who also goes by the name of Twilight and was also reported missing as of yesterday, and one pony named Honeycomb! I have reason to believe all of these disappearances may be related to the SAME DASTARDLY VILLAIN WHO WAS BEHIND ALL OF THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE!

In addition to this, I have recieved reports of a TERRIBLE FIRE from a young lady I met while on this search, and I am not at all sure that the fire I found was, in fact, the very fire she was speaking about! So I need to know if there are any fires in the area I need to take care of, too!

[Just another day in the life of a superhero who should probably retire like his wife keeps pestering him to, but, come on, where's the fun in that?]

[Things sure have been crazy lately, haven't they? Know what this needs? New people. I mean, what else could you need? A solution? Get out of here, I don't even want to look at you.

No, the scroll begins with a nice shot of, well, erm... it's not exactly a nice shot at all. From the look of things, the scroll is on the ground and is currently being trampled on frantically by four little paws.

Ponyville's newest arrival appears to be a tiny blue cat, a very angry one for that matter. She spins around in place, taking in the new environment and trying her hardest to process what the heck just happened here. Her steps are less than graceful, Arcee didn't even have four wheels like most of the bots back home, what makes anyone think she can adjust to four legs quickly? Nope, she's a little ball of stumblely rage right now, hair standing on end with a face that reads "I'm gonna kill the first person who comes near me".

Don't even get her started on the whole suddenly organic thing. If one pays close attention, they can probably notice the odd way she's trying to breathe. You'll have to forgive her, breathing is normally not a thing.]

Swear on the Allspark, if I find whoever did this--

[She can't even finish a sentence without it turning into a weird ramble mixed with adorable growling. Maybe it's a good thing this bundle of outrage is quite small and therefore quite out of the way. It wouldn't be too hard to miss her and carry on with your probably-chaos-filled day. Well, minus the whole "this just got broadcasted from under her" thing.

Is she the master of first impressions or what?!]

[There's a flash of pink on the video, and a hoof poking it, rather slowly.] Hello? Hello? Is this thing on? What in tarnation is going on here? You whipper snappers need to buck it together, and throw a party!

[There's a cracking noise like bones popping and the owner of the voice comes into view, griping as she tries to massage out a kink. It's Pinkie Pie, but she's OLD. Like Granny Smith old. She also seems to be as energetic as ever.]

What you young'uns need right now is a party! Let ol' Granny Pinkie Pie do ya good for it. I'll fetch my balloons and I'll be over for the lil' ones!

Anypony see my dentures?!