[What some ponies view on the scroll right now might be incredibly surprising. Perhaps even a dream come true. It's that grayscale hair, that gold fur, that green archaeologist shirt, and that trademark pith helmet. That's right! It's Daring Do.

But she looks a little uncomfortable right now.]

So... I've talked to some Ponyville ponies here, and they say there's this... force that's keeping me here. Goes by the name of The Pale Pony? Apparently, others are being held here against their will as well?

I dunno about you, but if this has been going on for years to begin with, this is the absolute worst death trap I've ever been in. That any of us have been in.