*Sometime in the late afternoon, a message gets sent out to all of the scrolls. It's in the sharp, careful handwriting of someone who's trying very hard to make it look unremarkable, even though very few would recognize the writer's usual handwriting anyway.*

I have a question for all you heroic types here. You're so willing to put yourselves at risk for the sakes of others, but how? Do you ever think about the fact that it could get you killed? Are you really that confident that you'll always make it out? Or do you just always act without considering the personal risk?

I get the idea of being concerned for people who can't protect themselves. What I can't understand is why you don't seem to care what kind of danger you put yourselves in, even when you're under no obligations and don't owe anyone anything. Don't you ever worry that one of these days, you'll get in over your head and end up killed?

Okay, so I've gotten deep into the dungeon. Haven't seen anything yet.

*Munch munch*

All I found was this treasure box full of cookies and there's so many! I can't believe there was a treasure chest full of them.

*munch munch*

So in any case, I haven't seen any monsters yet, it's like it's taking a day off or something. It's just really dark and deep.

*munch munch*

Wow how many cookies are IN this chest anyhow?

*munch munch*

[The video starts up with Tails outside as usual, but a small part of the view is blocked by a rock. Apparently Tails put it on the scroll to keep it still for some reason.

Tails is grinning and he's both wearing a pair of goggles around his neck and he has in his hooves a strange looking board. ]

Hey guys, I got this from the auction a few days ago and it's from back home.

[He moves the board closer to the scroll.]

This is an Extreme Gear board. Extreme Gears are what we use to race with sometimes. I don't think just words will just cut it, so let me show you what this Yellow Tail can do.

[He steps away and puts on the goggles over his eyes. He then steps to the side a few step before moving to the right, throws the Yellow Tail, which floats in the air, and he jumps on the board with just his hind legs. He opens his wings right away to keep balance.

He zooms away at quite impressive speed and he goes high in the air in circles. He does a few tricks such as loop de loops and spinning 180 degrees both ways before landing near perfectly just above the ground. At one point he even spins upside down and right round before landing.

He spends a few more minutes of racing and doing tricks before finally coming to a stop to in front of the scroll.

Even with his hind legs shaking like crazy and his wings still open, he seems to be doing okay keeping a balance on a hover board designed for two legs instead of four. Tails takes the goggles off his eyes and lets it hang around his neck.]

Pretty neat, huh?

[Action]

Some time after his latest scroll post, he spends some more time racing around for fun.

It should be easy to spot him in the air despite going over a 100 miles per hour.

Just don't get in his way. He may not be able move aside in time to dodge.

[No, seriously. It is so important, it is pasted everywhere. There is no escaping it. In fact, one has to wonder how much paper was wasted making all the announcements plastered on walls, ceilings, bulletins, ponies' faces...

So...what is so importan--]

( PLEASE READ EVERYONE )

[When the scroll starts up, it shows a very irate-looking purple mare. She's in some sort of crystal room.]

A week and a half. A week and a bloody half! That's how long it took me to get my scroll back. D'you know how long a week and a half is when you're apparently living in Bananaville, population bureaucrats who want you to fill out every flipping form they've got on the moon?

That's right: the moon. Carl when I get my hooves on you, mister, I swear to god I'm going to douse your mane, take that bleeding 'status screen' of yours, and shove it somewhere you really won't like. Who actually sends someone to the moon? You're insane, and now I can't get back because I haven't got the proper papers for a cargo transport ship.

Andrew. Doctor. Get me down from here!