[Hey, Equestria, here's someone who has been unusually quiet over the scrolls lately. The feed opens in what looks like some kind of underwater wreckage. Said wreckage may or may not have been some kind of gigantic bar at one point. Really, it's impressive that the neon beer signs are still working underwater somehow.]

AHOY THERE, EQUESTRIA! You may have been wondering where I've been! And I'll tell you--I've been on an OUTRAGEOUS ADVENTURE!

[Despite his being underwater, that still manages to echo somehow.]

See, back home, I'm the King of the Seas! And I hadn't checked out the oceans here--IMAGINE THAT! So I had to do that, in addition to trying to figure out what the JOKER'S CURRENT VILLAINOUS SCHEME is!

[Somewhere behind Aquaman in the distance, some sort of horrible sea monster with far too many legs can be seen slinking away, whimpering. It looks like it's had a bar stool smashed over its head, and the stool is still there.]

So I went out into THE OCEAN to check things out, and by golly, who would I find but STARRO THE CONQUEROR and several other GIANT SEA MONSTER FIENDS!

[At least, he thinks it might have been Starro the Conqueror. There are only so many gigantic malevolent starfish he knows, but this one didn't try to release tiny baby starfish to latch onto people's faces and take control of them...then again, he's already pretty solidly mistaken Pierrot for the Joker.]

I cleverly followed them back to their hideout while disguised as a lady jellyfish until I was ready to spring my CUNNING TRAP! I think I'll call this one…"THE TIME I TURNED INTO A WEE ORANGE PONY AND DISGUISED MYSELF AS A LADY JELLYFISH TO TRAIL SOME EVIL SEA MONSTERS TO THEIR OUTRAGEOUSLY DIABOLICAL SECRET BASE!"

So there I was! Just them and me in their UNDERWATER WATERING HOLE! Naturally, I was OUTRAGEOUS enough to win the day and chalk up another victory for JUSTICE! The oceans are safe once more!

[He sighs.]

But I STILL couldn't find any more information on the Joker, so I'll be coming back to Ponyville. Besides, I found some stuff I want to check out on the surface! I hope you all kept the place in one piece while I was gone!

Feb 13 - Action

[Even the day before Hearts and Hooves Day, there's a lot of work going on around Ponyville. In fact, it seems like there seems to be even more with construction workers moving a covered item into place, as well as rigging up plumbing towards it. It seems like nopony has an answer for this, and several workers as with changeling workers decked out in orange safety gear were busy and hard at work.

Once in a while you might spot Pinkie Pie helping out, the younger not the elder. She's still working on several things from time to time, and it seems like everything is going on schedule as she's directing construction. Very secretive construction as everything is under a privacy shroud.

If you ask any of the workers, they give you the same response: "Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye. Sorry kid."

Here's hoping asking Pinkie directly will get you a better response.]


Feb 14 - Visual/Action

[It's early in the morning, just as soon as Celestia's morning sun has risen. The monarch probably hasn't even gotten out of her robe and had her first cup of coffee yet when Pinkie Pie held two megaphones together, the loud squeal of feedback echoing across all of Ponyville.]

GOOD MORNING EQUESTRIA! NOW I KNOW YOU'RE ALL READY FOR HEARTS AND HOOVES DAY, BUT I JUST HAD THE MOST SUPER DUPER AWESOMEST IDEA EVER! SO IN APPRECIATION FOR SINGLES OUT THERE, AND THE SUPER SPECIAL SOMEPONY YOU HAVE ON YOUR HOOF, HERE'S TO YOU! HIT IT CHARLIE!

You got it Miss Pie! yelled one of the groggy workers as he twisted the lever.

[And on cue, four of the biggest water fountains that were regularly de-iced for drinking all around town erupted into frothy liquid chocolate. Rich delicious chocolate which had been bubbling into a steaming fondant. Changelings dressed up in nice tuxedos pushed wheeled trays into place, piled high with fruits and breads as the sleepy town erupted into a frenzy of "CHOCOLATE!".]

EVERYPONY HAVE A GOOD SINGLES AWARENESS DAY AND HEARTS AND HOOVES DAY, AND REMEMBER NOT TO EAT TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE!

[And with that, Pinkie Pie swandived into the nearest fountain and emerged covered in chocolate, licking it off with a giant tongue.]

BEST DAY EVER!