[Amongst all these strange creatures making posts on the scrolls, there is a normal unicorn. While this whole event comes as quite a surprise, Spark is going to make the best of it. How? A lot of off-worlders means a lot of off-world technology floating around, as well as money. So, a bit of thought and a bit of work, and he's got a deal for all y'all.]

Hello, Ponyville! And hello to all of you visitors, as well! I know you're all busy reuniting with your friends and touring Equestria, but give me a moment of your time, and I can help you experience it better.

[A device gets levitated into view. It appears to be a camera. A camera that seems to be powered by a large gem.]

So long as you're visiting, you're going to want pictures, and as I'm sure you've noticed, there's not much in the way of electricity out here, which seems to be the common off-world way of powering things. Don't worry, though. All my stuff runs on magic, so you don't have to bother with scrounging for batteries or whatever you use. These cameras take high-quality color photos, and are very easy to use with hooves, hands, or whatever appendages you have. That's not all, though. I'm also running a small promotion...

[He holds up what appears to be a card with a lot of names on it. Names of various people and ponies. How did he get a hold of all these names? Don't ask; he just did. He's got his ways.]

Doubles Bingo! I'm sure you've seen that there are more than one of some ponies and people out there right now. Get a picture of them together and fill out the card accordingly. Winners can get their choice of one of several prizes! Come on down to the Mecha-Magi workshop in the Night Market for more info. Thank you for your time, and have a nice day!

[Following the post is a text document detailing the rules of the promotion. Standard legal stuff, and it includes a list of prizes, most of which various magic devices from his shop.]

[Spike is humming the tune to his own ‘Spike is Great’ song as he trots out of the library…into a Ponyville that looks like it could be from a Pinkie Gone Wild episode.]

What in the…

[He stumbles to a halt, dropping his picnic basket of gems. He quickly scoops them up, scanning the area wildly. Weird looking two-legged creatures are everywhere! He ducks behind a nearby tree, peeking out cautiously.]

[There’s one pony he knows who probably has a pretty good idea of what in Equestria is going on. Or is at least working on finding out. Or caused it. ]

TWIIIILIIIIGHT!!

[What is a little fox to do now that she's not a pony and more and has hands again? Climb trees of course! Mani's perched on the highest branch she could get too when she opens the scroll.]

I didn't know climbing trees was so much fun! Everyone looks little from up here. And I can see foreEEK!

[Yep someone overbalanced and fell of the branch, thankfully she managed to grab hold of a lower one and pull herself back up. She looks sheepishly at the scroll.]

Um... oops...

[Hello, ponies. Celestia is in her now-open sky bedroom, laying on her bed. Now that she's back to normal and there is no beehive hair to distract everyone, its pretty obvious that there are injuries on the princess, as well as weird burns on her, that she is healing up with a soft glow of her horn.]

My ponies. I told you after the battle, I would explain everything. That time is right now. I...had hoped it wouldn't come to this, but you deserve to know...

[There was a pause before she continued.]

( These fragments I have shored against my ruins )

CITIZENS OF PONYVILLE. THOSE WHO WERE HERE. WE, PRINCESS LUNA THE FIRST (BUT NOT THE LAST) HAVE DRAGGED OUR DEAR SISTER INTO THE LIGHT FROM HER EMOTIVE STATE.

DAME RARITY, I PRESENT MY SISTER TO YOU. YOU MAY NOW COMMENCE WITH YOUR LECTURE. ALSO SHE HAS SOUR GUMMIES AND SWEET CHOCOLATE.

That is all.

[And Woona shoves Celestia towards Rarity.] Go on, she won't bite.

[And then to Rarity she holds out a stick that reads "I am what smacks in the night".] Have fun.

*There were a lot of things about the events lately that bugged Sollux. There were way too many people here, he was still stuck in crazy hoofbeastland, and now his lisp was back. Granted, he'd prefer his real body than the pony body, but he was really getting used to being able to talk like a normal person. At least he had fingers, but with his psionics it hadn't really made that much of a difference.
He was pretty sure it'd be a better idea just to hide the whole time, but there was something he hadn't been able to do since he got here and he wasm't going to miss his chance. Thus he can be found outside of town near dusk, hunting for...any sort of animal. Trolls weren't really picky, and at this point Sollux would take just about anything he could take.
Though he's most notably NOT looking for conversation, Sollux has never found that to stop anyone before.*

[Well, Ponyville, what have you here? Another off-worlder, obviously! This one is huge, tan, and blond haired, wearing a school uniform covered in... spikes? He looks more aggravated than flustered or surprised.

Then again, it could be because there's something straight out of a musical, complete with singing rainbow ponies, going on behind him. He's not quite sure why they're singing, or what caused it, but they're not helping the current situation one little bit.

He also doesn't seem to be aware of the scroll beside his feet, but that's par for the course right about now... right?]

SILENCE!

Honnouji Academy Disciplinary Committee Chair Gamagoori Ira orders you to cease and desist of this insolence!

[And not a single pony listened to him]

((OOC: yooooooooooooooooooooo this is CD aka That Orihime, bringing you a 20 year old high school student / bondage enthusiast from Kill la Kill! And the saddest part is, talking ponies aren't even the weirdest thing Gamagoori's dealt with. He comes from a series with talking alien clothes, after all]