[It's odd that Yukiko turns on the scroll unless something was wrong. But this time, it's to pose a question. One that...has been bugging her for a bit.]

Hi everyone, I've been thinking about something for a bit and it sounds really odd. But haven't you noticed that more newcomers come and we seem to repeat everything over and over about the world and events that have happened? But then I was thinking: why not we make something like a guide?

We can put down the general information about Equestria and what's been going on and maybe something about helping them out like that fund one of the ponies mentioned. I'm not too good at planning something like that but I couldn't help but think about it.

So...what do you think?

[Have a half-hearted wave from your resident batpony guard. The one that’s figuratively a demon.]

Dan here. Just a reminder to all criminal scum: the Night Market is a safe zone guarded by the best of the best.

[Meaning him.]

So, watch yourself and follow the law, yadda yadda yadda. Okay, more important things!

[He quickly snaps to a focused position.]

It’s come to my attention some of you cretins may not be aware of certain icons of cultural importance! A man so grand and full of perfect genius, he inspired fiction for years to come! A man, as it happens, is celebrating his 450th birthday THIS VERY DAY! Behold, a god that emerged from the waste and gunk of humanity!

[The scroll changes to a drawing he... apparently managed to draw himself. Maybe he did while he was a human? Who knows, what's important to Dan is the man himself.]



[And that’s it. That picture clearly says anything Dan feels needs to be said.

...For a minute before he adds a quick.]

Also, if anyone has seen a guy going by the name of Chris recently, tell him to get his knucklehead over here.