So.

Got a "interrogation" from Tails.

You guys want help to stretch this madness out a little more or are we going to leave this for now?

I obtained a Dastardly Mustache just in case.

Because I can only assume at least one of you are responsible for me being asked terrible interrogation questions.

[The scroll opens up to reveal a very muddy Luna as she's standing on something that seems to be moving slightly.]

Sister! The one with the hat! We bore easily today! Thus being said, shall we crash the Grand Galloping Gala in style? We have obtained a wondrous dress.

Also the hydras are low quality today. We have wrestled naught but four headed ones. What happened to the seven headed ones?

[A hydra head rose up behind her and made to bite, but without looking, backhoofed the head which collapsed like a Guy Gardner.]

The scroll resolves into the spiky-maned countenance of an extremely confused pegasus.

"Um...uh...can someone explain me a thing? I was out patrolling the Night Market earlier - since, you know, it's my job and all - and, uh...I saw a couple necking behind one of the buildings? Only...only they were both girls."

Pause to nervously adjust her wings.

"Is that...possible? Like...physically? What do you even call it? Is there a word for it?"

And she ends on a distressed plea.

"What is even happening anymore?"

[The angle is bad but there's Lyra talking to Carrot Top at her door.]

Yeah sorry for being all sad and not myself. And thanks for hauling me back home too Carrot.

[Carrot Top's reply was indistinct and muffled from the partially rolled up scroll but there's no mistaking the fact that Lyra plated a mutually long kiss good night.]

See you later Carrot Top! I'll send over Derpy for muffins later, and Bon Bon owes you a bag of chocolate.

[As she trots away, she sighs happily.] So glad to have friends like that. I wonder if I should invite Carrot Top for another get together with Bon Bon later on...

Hello, The Doctor here. A quick announcement to you all, in case you have yet to hear the news or hear at all about the project I started a few months ago...

I am glad to announce that with the help of several generous construction ponies, an anonymous donation from the Wondrous Bolt to fund the project, and several talented unicorns, the Ponyville Shooting Range is now open.

If you have a firearm you would like to spend time firing or need a large space to spar, you'll find a safe arena for both at the new shooting range. Safer for you, and safer for the locals. Please do make good use of it. Irresponsible use of your weapons or any other dangerous capabilities you posesss could lead to punishment and has raised alarm among the locals after all.

[The Doctor's visual feed is temporarily replaced with a map showing the location. It is far from the schoolhouse.]

Feel free to ask questions.

[ooc: A description of the location itself.]