Citizens of Equestria! Your Prince Artemis speaks!

I have been turned into a stallion!

That is all.

Continue on your day.

[And Prince Artemis nee Princess Luna flips his mane in a very Fabio-sort of manner.]

(There's a confused pink alicorn on the other end of the scroll, turning her head as if she's looking for something in particular.)

Ponyville wasn't like this a moment ago...

(She leans towards the green dragon by her side.)

Aria? I think we went back in time...

(She doesn't seem to notice the scroll until a changeling paws at it and brings it to the alicorn's attention, who seems surprised by its appearance.)

Oh! Is this a magic scroll? A recording magic scroll?

(The creatures by her side don't seem very sure of the answer, so instead of question in, the princess of love composes herself and smiles.)

Well, if that's the case, then hello, everypony! I'm Princess Cadence. I'm not sure what's going on in this Equestria, but if I still have my Pokemon, then something must be wrong. I thought they were left behind in Johto...

(She shakes her head.)

In any case, I hope you're all doing well, especially you humans, if you're here, too. Switching from quadrupedal to bipedal isn't easy and I can' imagine the reverse is any easier.

(The princess laughs lightly.)

...That is if there even are humans here. I hope it's not another incident like the one in Johto...

So seeing as how Hoovesweek hasn't changed any since I've been gone, and they're still massive jerks, I've got a question.

Has anypony tried to talk with them and see what their deal is?

I mean they have an office in Canterlot where their editor in chief is. I mean, come on, what if we all tried writing to these ponies? I mean some of them would have to respond, right? Or...

[Surprise pauses a minute, and mumbles, as if thinking to herself.]

Man, what if we went there to talk to them? Like not all of us, I mean that'd be crazy! I don't think all of us could fit into their offices unless they had, like, one of those sky-rises or something with the large water fountains in the lobbies and everything. I mean I guess they could have that. I don't think they do though. They don't seem like they got that many ponies working for them.

Uh. Sorry.

Anyway, what if a few of us at least actually went to try and talk to them? I don't see any kind of bad outcome from it you know? I mean what's the worst thing they could do any of us who show up? Write something nasty about us? This is just going on too long though, you know? And it's rude and annoying and it's getting...kind of aggressive. At least more than I remember it. So I don't see nothing wrong with trying to talk to and see what their problem is. I mean there's gotta be something we can do better than just getting mad at what they write.