[Not long after Hoovesweek comes out and the invitation delivered, Celestia appears on the scrolls. While she didn't get an invite herself, it wasn't difficult to see the courier scurrying about to deliver them.]

I'm sure by now many of you have gotten a certain letter. I cannot claim to know the ulterior motive of this... 'benefactor', but I would advise you to remember previous events.

[She's referring to that warning a few days ago, but she could also mean any number of incidents in the past. It's vague on purpose, but the message should get across, anyway.]

As it is merely an invitation, you may choose to not go and ignore it. However, I would advise against shows of anger in refusing the invitation. That sort of reaction is exactly what caused this situation in the first place. Likewise, if you choose to go, go as a guest, and not as a party crasher. A polite, level head will most likely prove to be the best course of action. Those of you who cannot handle that, I implore you to refrain from attending.

[As in, she may take action to make sure this goes off without incident.]

Well I sure as shit RSVPed. I mean hell if they're going to be so nice that they're gonna put me in their magazine a second time I'd be pretty damn rude of me not to. They're working their asses off to make me a star so I might as well grace them with my presence since they seem to want it so damn bad.

But hey, before we start deciding how we're going to burn their shit down - and I know this is going to sound hypocritical as hell of me - maybe we should try and play nice?

Look. These clowns want to see what we're like, right? So let's show them. Hell, even show them your rougher spots, you wanna. But don't show them the absolute worst you've got that isn't really part of you that they're trying to make in you. We've got an opportunity to prove who we are by going to this thing. So hell.

They wanna show us some movies? Let's go and watch their movies. We'll show them something else in return.

Seriously. Even if you aren't thinking of going right now? Consider it. It's gonna be a waste if you don't.