"NYBBAAAAAAAAAAAS!"

The black-winged, black-BODIED pegasus in full knightly barding draws his sword from a scabbard on his back in a single fluid motion. It snaps to a perfect middle guard in front of his face, and lights on fire. He allows himself a smirk.

"Did you honestly think that this form would be an impediment to me, oh Prince?"

He looks around, casually, rearing back and taking to the air so as to be somewhat bipedal.

"I don't know how you managed to make a corporeal realm of... this, but I assure you; I will be your last prisoner."

Yeah, someone had better explain to him what the He- errrr, what on Earth is going on.

Hey, guys, two big favors here: Where can I get someone who can shrink stuff and where can I find some real meat?

I got something from that auction from my world - a pair of old shoes I used once - and they're just a tad too big for me. Way too big. Like 'em smaller so I can run in them. And maybe grind of what I can find.

As for the meat? Seriously, I know you guys are horses, but snacking on gems has just no taste! And what you guys do for chili dogs is an outrage! CARROT chili dogs! If there's any crunch to my 'dog, I'd want it to be from the onions!