[The scroll comes on to reveal a smiling unicorn waving a hoof.]

Hi~! I wonder, does anyone know where I could find a printing press? I'm working on a little present for the town, and I'll be needing to print off quite a few things. I'm willing to pay for the time and resources, of course.

Actually, speaking of resources, I might also need a reasonably priced computer -- preferably one with a good illustration program and a drawing tablet. Are those things available here?

[As much as he prefers to draw things out on paper or canvas, he needs to be able to resize the art to fit on the cards, which is a digital matter.]

Forgive me if the answers to these questions seem a little obvious! I'm still somewhat overwhelmed by all this, you see.

[He admits with a sheepish smile. As much as he CAN NOT EVEN BELIEVE HOW HAPPY HE IS TO BE HERE, it's still a lot to get used to. He knows how things work where he's from, but he's not sure if it's the same here.

But oh man oh man is he excited to get started on the cards. He already has so many ideas!]

Thank you for your time~!

[Playing safe and going with audio, no way was she showing her face right now. Not after turning her back on everypony long ago.]

Umm... hi. Sorry to bother anyone, but... I just got here. I'm not exactly new to Equestria, but it's been quite a while since I've been here. Plus it looks like Equestria, but I know a thing or two about alternate worlds. So... I guess I just want to ask what exactly this Equestria is the one I think that it is and why I may have been brought here.

I'd appreciate an answer... though you don't have to give me one, I guess. I'll figure it out somehow. But if anyone... I mean anypony could help me, then I'd... I'd really appreciate it. So... thank you. That's all.

[Well she tried. She was still learning to ask out for others instead of relying on herself or manipulation, so give her some time.]

Twiiiiiiiiiiiilight~! [Yeah okay why shouldn't a rolled-up scroll suddenly start talking in Discord's voice?]

Open your scroll, Twilight, it's unseasonably warm in here!